r/MurderedByWords • u/william_chef_wallace • Aug 19 '19

Murder A much needed murder

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u/SamRothstein72 Aug 19 '19

It's not really an effective murder if it takes a year to come up with a response.

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u/Kuroser Aug 19 '19

TheMurderIsInTheComments

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u/Hooman_Super Aug 19 '19

We don't ✋ use hashtags ♯ on rebbit 💻

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u/Mr_Drewski Aug 19 '19

octothorpe*

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u/FightMeYouLilBitch Aug 19 '19

It’s clearly a sharp symbol

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

I'm gonna pound the real name of it into yer skull!

(although I prefer "octothorpe", and it wouldn't be "pound" it'd be "the pound symbol", DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY PUN. <3 )

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u/Irreverent_Bard Aug 20 '19

Until y’all interrobang, boss level denied!

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u/death_by_anxiety Aug 19 '19

We don't use emojis unironically on roob oot

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u/Hooman_Super Aug 19 '19

We don't use emojis unironically on roob oot

I 😡 know 🧐 that 😒

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u/death_by_anxiety Aug 19 '19

I kNOw ThAt

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u/drowning_in_anxiety Aug 19 '19

Oh my god my username soulmate!

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u/death_by_anxiety Aug 19 '19

huzzah! a user of quality!

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u/Hooman_Super Aug 19 '19

💢 I don't like 👎 you 😒

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u/death_by_anxiety Aug 19 '19

Spaghettimon

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u/SZMatheson Aug 19 '19

We use subs that don't exist in exactly the same manner.

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u/FightMeYouLilBitch Aug 19 '19

Exactly. r/ not #

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

r/foundtheuserusingtoomanyspaces

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u/FightMeYouLilBitch Aug 19 '19

You motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

I mean, there's a character limit on subreddits, so I always figure I gotta do something useful to make it into a link. :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

#YesWeCan

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u/FancyKillerPanda Aug 19 '19

I mean... this one also took a year so...