r/MurderedByWords • u/CouchTomato212 • Jan 08 '20

Murder Promptly blocked after this

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u/ahmed_saroukh Jan 08 '20

I hate when someone say my name when they are texting or talking to me every time they talk like she was doing, but yeah she pretty much committed homocide

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u/byDMP Jan 08 '20

I hate it too, Ahmed.

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u/ahmed_saroukh Jan 08 '20

You son of a...

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u/kidwithausername Jan 08 '20

bitch, I’m in.

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u/ahmed_saroukh Jan 08 '20

Of course I was going to say that

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u/I_am_a_fern Jan 08 '20

We all knew that, Ahmed.

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u/Jabbathefluff Jan 08 '20

We all knew

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u/balla786 Jan 08 '20

This is the way.

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u/Jabbathefluff Jan 08 '20

I have spoken

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u/Midnightm7_7 Jan 08 '20

I'm not....sad.

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u/OKara061 Jan 08 '20

Come on Ahmed, dont be like that.

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u/ahmed_saroukh Jan 08 '20

I am lucky people don't even call me ahmed anymore at school

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u/OKara061 Jan 08 '20

Im happy for you, Ahmed.

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Jokes aside, if i had time as i used to have, I'd stalk your comments and reply them with your name. Have a nice day my dude

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u/ahmed_saroukh Jan 08 '20

Thanks, satan

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

No problem, Ahmed

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u/thehotmegan Jan 08 '20

Don't be like that kara. No one likes a stalker.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Shut up, Meg

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Take a walk, Bradley

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u/thehotmegan Jan 08 '20

No one likes a Sadley.

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u/reusens Jan 08 '20

Indeed, Megan.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

They said the perfect troll didn't exist...