r/MurderedByWords • u/sjdthebeast123 • Jan 02 '21

Murder What DID China do?

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u/andtix Jan 02 '21

How many more victories does it take before the deniers realize they've lost?

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u/ReactsWithWords Jan 03 '21

A Trump-worshipping couple died and surprisingly went to heaven. When there, they finally get to meet God.

God tells them, “now’s the time to ask me anything you want to.”

The husband asks “Who really won the 2020 election? How much corruption was there?”

God says “Biden really won. There was no corruption, at least on the Democrat’s part.”

They look at him in horror and the wife cries “Oh my Trump! YOU’RE in on it too!”

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u/ItsTtreasonThen Jan 03 '21

You joke but there was a post a few days ago of a sign outside a church about how god bows to trump and calls him perfect and I was like... isn’t that literally one of the main things about gods? That no mortal is above him, and can be worshipped over him! Idolatry???

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u/mad_titans_bastard Jan 03 '21

Hey just so you know that sign was a parody. The guy that put it up is known for doing stuff like that. Still funny though.

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u/ItsTtreasonThen Jan 03 '21

Oooh thanks for the heads up. I’ll admit it’s hard sometimes to tell what isn’t fictional with the trumpers anymore

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

I like to call them "Trumpeters" because alone, they're just loud and annoying.

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u/ItsTtreasonThen Jan 03 '21

Oh shut the fuck up. I made a mistake and admitted I was wrong, more than any of those dickholes will ever do. Get off your high fucking horse you fucking lurch.

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u/AvariceSyn Jan 03 '21

You're not entirely wrong though, I've seen my uncle and my in-laws post that Trump is God's chosen on Facebook. They DO believe that shit.

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u/youchoobtv Jan 03 '21

Not funny outside of a church