r/OneOrangeBraincell 1d ago

Certified šŸŸ rangeā„¢ What is the dumbest thing you have caught your one braincell friend doing?

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Can you top this? I think not.

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u/SnooCauliflowers5137 1d ago

Licking curtains. I do believe that qualifies.

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u/RQ_1st 1d ago

I think my boy has yours beat. But this did make me laugh so thank you. šŸ˜†

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u/ru_moo Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

He's really in there... šŸ¤¢

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u/Tiberius_be 1d ago

One of my cats tried to do this to my other cat every so often. If I see it, I tell him to stop but who knows what they do when I sleep.

They are both make, and neither one is orange

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u/Major_Sympathy9872 1d ago

Well mine stole a second braincell from my brown tabby who is absolutely the dumbest cat I've ever owned no exaggeration... So he doesn't do anything stupid per se, he just obnoxiously screams at the window to come back inside every morning at 4 AM... Pic below is the dumb brown tabby and my two braincell.

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u/wjrasmussen 1d ago

Is this a Huffingcat Post?

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u/GullibleDetective 1d ago

I mean they do like sniffing ass

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u/Mysterious_Luck7122 1d ago

My orange not only likes sniffing his botherā€™s ass, he sniffs toilet seats as soon as you get up to flush (heā€™s a bathroom guardian who stands there and waits)

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u/Tricky_Amoebas 1d ago

Mine was rescued at 5 weeks from having his head stuck in a metal hole beneath a trucking container storage thing. They had to cut through the floor and the metal to get him out. I donā€™t think heā€™s ever had the brain cell.

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u/cheemsbuerger 1d ago

One of my cats will take toys or bags or whatever and cover his food with them. Caught the orange trying to eat food THROUGH the bag. Also one time I was explaining to someone that I didnā€™t think she was that smart and I turned around to watch her trip over a pair of house keys and face plant onto the ground.

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u/TightBeing9 1d ago

Freaky orange

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u/Zafhina Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

Mine....regularly...runs into the front window of the house after birds.

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u/TonyHeaven 1d ago

Sleeping on the banister ,upstairs, and falling , to land in the cat litter tray downstairs.

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u/Otherwise_Cut_8542 1d ago

My sisters one regularly ā€œcleans the windowsā€ (according to the 3yo). What the idiot is actually doing is repeatedly pawing at the window because heā€™s forgotten where the cat flap is and is baffled why he suddenly canā€™t get in. He also tries to get in the washing machine for the same reason.

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u/Zengjia 1d ago

Freakus

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u/BatushkaTabushka 1d ago

I found her like this one time. She must have jumped on too of the sheet thinking it would be a good place to chill and sunk. Sheā€¦. didnā€™t seem to bothered by her predicament, she was really calm actually. I have no idea how long she was in there lol

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u/facepubes77 1d ago

I hope you got the mouth open "stank face" after that sniffari

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u/SoldMySoulTo 1d ago

My roommate's orange has run into the screen door at our old apartment a few times. He thinks he needs to be an outdoor cat, but doesn't understand that he has zero survival skills