r/PetTheDamnDog • u/shoggyseldom • 1d ago

Pet all the damn dogs!

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u/rriflemann 1d ago

Quadrupedal, energetic, enthusiastic, nonverbal, mental equivalence of a human three-year-old toddler,

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u/bigbadstevo 1d ago

You'd better refrain from getting "just" one more dog, you could end up with a carpal tunnel injury. That or the dogs would revolt due to none of them being petted as much as they wanted.