r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/loosucutiexo • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh what did steam do?

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u/CatKrusader 1d ago

His name is Codpiece) his 100% real canon villian origin story is

"He was told that he wasn't big enough in High School, and though the girl who said it meant his height, he thought she meant his...penis."

I can not emphasize enough that I'm not making this up

The way he was beaten was

"He was eventually stopped when Coagula, who was wearing a frog mask due to not having a costume when she came across his crime spree, got him to lower his guard and used her powers to dissolve his codpiece multi-weapon."

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u/bigdaddydopeskies 1d ago

Have you ever heard of the movie called Orgazmo? It is so weird AF and funny.

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u/Felgrimm 1d ago

Dad, I don't think I'm going to do hamster style anymore.

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u/Blaze_News 1d ago

STUNT COCK!

STUNT COCK!

Stunt cock!

"Hey, how ya doin?

Hey.... How ya doin?"

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u/Glass-Rise-6545 1d ago

DVDA!

And Depeche Mode is a sweet band.

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u/Unexpected_Cranberry 1d ago

What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms?

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u/Glass-Rise-6545 1d ago

Just cause she has big titties?

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u/hiimderyk 1d ago

That, and a pair of testicles.

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u/Glass-Rise-6545 1d ago

It’s not the lyrics, man.

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u/hiimderyk 1d ago

Man, come on. I had a rough night, and I hate the friggin Eagles, man.

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u/Glass-Rise-6545 1d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/hiimderyk 1d ago

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u/Glass-Rise-6545 1d ago

You’re gonna make me cum, or I’m gonna kick your butt.

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u/Glass-Rise-6545 1d ago

I am Sancho.

What do I do? I am Sancho!

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u/Blaze_News 1d ago

I don’t mean to sound like a queer or nothin’….

But I’d like to make love to you tonight