Hope I (don't) trigger some people with this.

When markets open on Monday things might look concerning but all that red is just the Republican Party purging the woke mind virus out of Wall Street.

So Trump needs your help supporting him in his war against communism. Take out loans, sell your children, do anything you can to put as much money into the stock market as you can.

Trust me as Trumps closest adviser, I will not let you down. Do this for god and country.

Actually everyone sucks, just another shitpost guys!

Tell us again how this isnt a cult 😂

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