r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/Infamous-Echo-3949 • 18d ago

Political™ Elon is still salty

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u/Tonkdog 18d ago

Regardless of how much he whines victim and acts confused, we will never forget Elon Musk is a fucking Nazi.

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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher 18d ago

And that he doesn't have a dick. That's important.

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u/schattie-george 18d ago

I love how this evolved over time.

Just a couple of months left and we collectivley say Elon is a transgender

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u/AccessibleBeige 18d ago

I mean, look at his hairline compared to older pics. He should be mostly bald by now and yet he's not, so clearly he's received some form of gender-affirming care.

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u/Maehock 18d ago

Hairline, cheeks bones, jaw, neckline. Guy's had more gender-affirming care than someone that has transitioned

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u/AccessibleBeige 18d ago

How much you want to bet he's been taking T supplements for quite some time, too?

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u/schattie-george 18d ago

Would explain his mental hormonal imbalance, steroïde + ketamine... That brain must be confused

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u/LadyChatterteeth 18d ago

You’ve got to watch Dixon White’s YouTube channel. He’s got this whole storyline where he goes into the future (he calls it “future MAGA”) and tells us what’s happening. Elon becomes a trans woman, marries Trump after he and Melania divorce, and is thereafter known as ‘Queen Elonia.”

I only ever think of him as Elonia now.

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u/Biggie_Nuf 18d ago

Eunuch Musk

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u/CyrusOverHugeMark77 18d ago

I’m reading this in Peter Venkman’s voice.

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u/Gogs85 18d ago

Wait, what?

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u/MonokromKaleidoscope 18d ago

Ketamine ruins your bladder. He had his penis surgically replaced with a permanent urinary tube.

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u/Gogs85 18d ago

Is that just a hilarious rumor or has there been credible evidence of it?

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u/slobs_burgers 18d ago

It’s 100% true

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u/EVH_kit_guy 13d ago

Looking into it.

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u/slobs_burgers 13d ago

No need to look any further into it, trust me bro

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u/Tonkdog 18d ago

Never forget.

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u/brova 17d ago

Let's keep this up pls

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Tonkdog 18d ago

All of it isn't enough for him. Dude could have solved world hunger, sold a ton of poorly built, stale design cars and just been universally appreciated but instead he chose this? Definitely a business genius at work.