r/RealTwitterAccounts 12d ago

Political™ The real DEI hire

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u/Old-Stress5020 12d ago

You talking to me numbskull?

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u/JoelGayAllDay 12d ago

Pls don't put your sticky hands on me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Old-Stress5020 12d ago

Even if my hands were sticky they would go absolutely nowhere near you 🤣

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u/scary_truth 11d ago

“Fantasy about ex colleague

I met my wife at work 25 years ago and the attraction was instant however there was a sexy sales lady in the office. She always wore short skirts and stockings and flashed me her lace panties quite often. I used to go to the toilet and knock one out thinking of her every day nearly. We went out on a client visit one day and she asked me outright if I had wanked about her and I admitted I had. She got a bit horny but sadly nothing happened. I still wank to this day thinking about what it would have been like to fuck her and am masturbating as I type this. ”

This u?