r/RealTwitterAccounts 8d ago

Political™ Leave the kids alone!

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u/SpaceTimeinFlux 8d ago

Id pay good money to watch a regular guy call Musk a giant piece of shit to his face until he cried.

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u/PandaBlep 8d ago

Oh, but I want it to be JK Simmons to yell at him

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u/Tr3dders 8d ago

What will Elon have in 500 years...

Get mad, burn his house down, with the LEMONS!

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u/Ill-Air8146 7d ago

Isn't sesame street owned by HBO?

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u/Global-Crow2286 7d ago

No, Sesame Street is owned by the nonprofit org, Sesame Workshop. HBO licensed the show, meaning that they paid sesame workshop for the rights to air the show. While HBO is ending that agreement, we can still of course watch Sesame Street on PBS (while it still exists smh)

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u/Ill-Air8146 7d ago

Gotcha, that makes more sense.

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u/Medium_Custard_8017 7d ago

LEMON.

Rearrange the letters.

ELON M.

It's not a coincidence.

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u/Tr3dders 7d ago

I DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER

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u/HandsomeBoggart 7d ago

Give Musky the ol' Whiplash treatment.

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u/Kalavazita 7d ago

Please consider donating or phonebanking for Susan Crawford (D) who is running in the next WI Supreme Court Election here or here. It’s 2 days away.

Why this particular race? Here.

Give Elon Musk the finger. 🙂

Also… Hands Off Protest, April 5th, find a protest near you!

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u/carlitospig 7d ago

Jesus, your a gd genius. This made me salivate.

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u/enw_digrif 7d ago

I'm sure we can crowdfund this, no?

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u/PandaBlep 7d ago

I'd like to imagine we can.

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u/GreatGreenGobbo 8d ago

That happened already. That experienced diver that told Musk his RC Sub was shit.

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u/SpaceTimeinFlux 8d ago

Sometimes I wish Musk was on that OceanGate sub.

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u/MaximumCaterpillar79 6d ago

Only sometimes? Friend, don't limit yourself.

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u/Candy_Says1964 8d ago

On ketamine. Tied to a chair. While all 17 minutes of “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” plays forwards/backwards/forwards/backwards for hours on end.

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u/DOCTORSSANDPAPER 7d ago

Hey. We all know Elon is a POS, but why do we have to drag ketamine into this ?

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u/Candy_Says1964 7d ago

Or In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, for that matter?

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u/Extension-College783 4d ago

Horse Latitudes is the better choice. Shorter and angrier.

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u/ducky_gogo 8d ago

What kind of money.... I'm up for a fundraiser.

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u/Awkward-Musician-777 7d ago

I’d pay good money to wake up and read that someone had [use your imagination]’d him.

Whoever eventually does do whatever inevitably happens to him will be a hero. We should all start talking about what a hero that person would be.

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u/MistressKoddi 7d ago

I would do that for free

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u/Kalavazita 7d ago

Please consider donating or phonebanking for Susan Crawford (D) who is running in the next WI Supreme Court Election here or here. It’s 2 days away.

Why this particular race? Here.

Give Elon Musk the finger. 🙂

Also… Hands Off Protest, April 5th, find a protest near you!

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u/LordMacTire83 7d ago

I'll do it for FREE!!! I HATE that lying, corrupt fucker!!!!

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u/jscottman96 7d ago

Ill do it for free if I ever have the opportunity

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u/Far-Repeat-4687 7d ago

The dude spent most oh his youth with a wedgie in the gym garbage can just like Zuckerberg and all these other nerds.

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u/muttens12 7d ago

Why pay if PBS can air it for free after the Antique Road Show? That's just the beauty of public television. It's easily accessible for anyone.