r/RealTwitterAccounts 6d ago

Political™ The jokes write themselves

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u/AloneAddiction 6d ago

"Everything I hate is woke!!!1!!"

Ahh yes, back in 2014 it was "sjw" and now it's "woke." I wonder what it will be in 2034?

"DEI" tried to get into the lexicon of idiocy as did "marxist" but neither of those really took hold. Plus there's only so many times Americans can misuse the word "socialist" before it loses all meaning anyway, so we're stuck with idiots using the word "woke" to describe everything they personally don't like instead.

I miss the days when everything was apparently a marxist conspiracy. Now it's just plain old woke.

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u/BuckGlen 6d ago

The gay-trangender-economist-scientist-scholars-jewish-muslim-christain-atheist-foreign-domestic-democratic-human rights coalition will now be known simply as "woke"

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u/Few_Jury_1573 2d ago

Wait, Christian???

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u/BuckGlen 2d ago

Not all Christians are evangelical. There was a preacher who was supporting queer people and a bunch of right wingers called her a "false Shepard" like its bioshock infinite.