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u/morbihann Nov 12 '22
Musk is like the child on the playground that loses all the time and changes the rules as the game goes on because the ball is his.
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u/No-Albatross-7984 Nov 12 '22 edited Nov 12 '22
I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to see how this thing ends. It's like one of those courthouse thrillers. Simultaneously banal and exciting.
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Nov 12 '22 edited Nov 12 '22
Either he basically turns twitter back into old twitter or they go out of business. There’s no 3rd option
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u/PoorNotion Nov 12 '22 edited Nov 12 '22
I don't think he has enough employees to moderate anymore
Lol
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u/MakionGarvinus Nov 12 '22
I see Elon respond to so many tweets, is he actually working, or just playing on Twitter all day?
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u/KentuckyFuckedChickn Nov 12 '22
Rich people like Elon consider normal people things like making food for themselves or doing the dishes as "work" and "hustle" so he probably considers Tweeting as working.
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Nov 12 '22
My theory about the whole "I work 18 hours every day" thing is that Elon just views everything he does, including posting on Twitter as "work". Even if he's getting a massage he probably tells people he was "innovating" mentally while he was getting it, so it still counts.
Which wouldn't be worth getting upset about, except he uses his "18 hour workday" as an excuse to drive his employees like slaves while doing their actual jobs
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u/mattwrad Nov 13 '22
I think that’s what ‘work’ is for all the ultra wealthy not just Elon, I can’t imagine Bezos or Bill Gates do a lot of actual work either
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u/AgreeableFeed9995 Nov 12 '22
Of course Ewon Musk is that kid who starts losing and goes, “ok, new rule…” to try and rig the game in his favor.
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u/Ambia_Rock_666 Twit Ban Connoisseur Nov 12 '22
"Put parody in the name"
HA! Like people are going to. We're having so much fun dunking on multinational multibillion dollar corporations, you think we're gonna stop just cuz you nicely asked, Elon?
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u/AgreeableFeed9995 Nov 12 '22
It’s actually pronounced, “Ewon”, as in “0w0 is that a wocket in yo pawket?”
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u/Siftingrocks Nov 12 '22
"Let me just move the goal post because I'm entirely too dumb to run a social media site"- Elon
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