r/RedbarBBR • u/DS3M Old Hed • 2d ago

Light News Fool Charged with Rape

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0457d02e9go

Always the ones you most suspect

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u/DaisyGwynne 2d ago

Naw, mate, it weren’t some sinister escapade, it was just two cosmic energies bumpin’ about in the fog of modern confusion, yeah? Misread vibrations in a spiritually bankrupt culture, not some villainous intent, innit.

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u/Ill_Yogurtcloset_326 2d ago

Reading this in his voice made me forget about my portfolio getting butt fucked.

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u/DS3M Old Hed 2d ago

Let’s see how the Barristers in the UK like this defensive strategy