r/RoastMyCar • u/Lompehovelen • 1h ago
Bought my first car at 16. Give me your worst.
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Also please be more creative than rusty frame jokes
r/RoastMyCar • u/Vikka_Titanium • 4d ago
No Politics.
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I'm banning everyone who brings politics into this sub.
This kind of shit is why I'm being so harsh. I will not allow one single mention of anything that will encourage this bullshit.
r/RoastMyCar • u/Vikka_Titanium • 17d ago
THIS IS A FUCKING ROAST SUB!!!!!!!!!
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READ THE RULES, MOST OF ALL RULE 4. WE WILL BE HANDING OUT BANS TO VIOLATORS.
- Top level comments comments MUST be a roast.
Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.
r/RoastMyCar • u/hairier • 12h ago
No cheese or wine is left in this vehicle overnight.
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Come on then, let's do this. It's our daily drive, and we've heard it all before. Not hipsters, just got sick of computerised cars. It has all the protective quality of a thick pair of jeans, but it brings joy to everyone we drive past :D
r/RoastMyCar • u/AdApprehensive9286 • 20h ago
Just Paid $30K for a civic that is worth $15k. But at least it’s reliable and it looks kinds of sporty. Please roast me
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r/RoastMyCar • u/CuntMaggot32 • 1d ago
The most practical car I have ever owned. There is literally nothing wrong with a fit.
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r/RoastMyCar • u/Hamborgia • 2h ago
That’s right, an Eclipse. I’m basically Brian Spilner.
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r/RoastMyCar • u/TheRealCrisperLoki • 13h ago
Roast my mk7.5 Golf R
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I personally can’t think of anything bad about these cars but I’m sure you guys will find something to diss it on.
r/RoastMyCar • u/nik-alik • 5h ago
Give ‘er hell, Dale
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Regretful SHO owner. Be more creative that “lol ford is poop”, need something i haven’t heard already.
r/RoastMyCar • u/inflatableshorts • 22h ago
Do your worst I willingly bought a v6 cause id be dead or have no licence with a v8
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1st owner put the metal gas cap on but I’m putting the original one back come summer as well as painting the bumpers
r/RoastMyCar • u/StalinistBandit • 13h ago
My first car I bought at 21. By no means the prettiest, but it was the best bang-for-the-buck I could afford from my shitty weekend Subway job.
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r/RoastMyCar • u/Away-Musician9485 • 23h ago
Just got my first car
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1999 Pontiac Bonneville SSEI
r/RoastMyCar • u/BuzzoRL • 19h ago
Make me cry. I dare you.
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Bought it with 98k miles on the odo. Had it for 2 years and put over 30k miles on it.
r/RoastMyCar • u/thedymtree • 21h ago
Had this baby from 2012 to 2014 to go to work. After finding work in town, I sold it and walked since then.
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r/RoastMyCar • u/ikerr95 • 1d ago
I’m 20 and this is my 8th car
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11th vehicle, if we count motorcycles
r/RoastMyCar • u/Wardinary • 1d ago
Greetings from Europe
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This has been my daily since 2001. It's slow but oh so comfortable and practical.
