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r/Scotland • u/Joe_Haynes • Mar 05 '25
I wonder if AI will ever comprehend sarcasm…
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I need to get a haggis-whistle too. They come out in the open when they hear them.
8 u/C_beside_the_seaside Mar 05 '25 Make sure you get one set to British English though, the imported ones don't have the right frequencies 9 u/bigwill0104 Mar 05 '25 Mine whistles with a Scottish accent built in, was only £199. 10 u/C_beside_the_seaside Mar 05 '25 Ooh you got one of the deluxe models. People here rarely pay over £79!! It's handy to have those ones with switchable accents, I think one of the settings entices Nessie to the surface too. You get what you pay for!! 7 u/bigwill0104 Mar 05 '25 The Nessie one was £299, I couldn’t stretch that far! 8 u/bigwill0104 Mar 05 '25 However! I have a Loch Ness diving expedition booked for 2026! I was guaranteed to swim with Nessie too, only £4999, I made that down payment too! 1 u/LaGinger88 Mar 05 '25 Don’t forget your net made of holes so you can catch your haggis humanely
Make sure you get one set to British English though, the imported ones don't have the right frequencies
9 u/bigwill0104 Mar 05 '25 Mine whistles with a Scottish accent built in, was only £199. 10 u/C_beside_the_seaside Mar 05 '25 Ooh you got one of the deluxe models. People here rarely pay over £79!! It's handy to have those ones with switchable accents, I think one of the settings entices Nessie to the surface too. You get what you pay for!! 7 u/bigwill0104 Mar 05 '25 The Nessie one was £299, I couldn’t stretch that far! 8 u/bigwill0104 Mar 05 '25 However! I have a Loch Ness diving expedition booked for 2026! I was guaranteed to swim with Nessie too, only £4999, I made that down payment too!
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Mine whistles with a Scottish accent built in, was only £199.
10 u/C_beside_the_seaside Mar 05 '25 Ooh you got one of the deluxe models. People here rarely pay over £79!! It's handy to have those ones with switchable accents, I think one of the settings entices Nessie to the surface too. You get what you pay for!! 7 u/bigwill0104 Mar 05 '25 The Nessie one was £299, I couldn’t stretch that far! 8 u/bigwill0104 Mar 05 '25 However! I have a Loch Ness diving expedition booked for 2026! I was guaranteed to swim with Nessie too, only £4999, I made that down payment too!
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Ooh you got one of the deluxe models. People here rarely pay over £79!! It's handy to have those ones with switchable accents, I think one of the settings entices Nessie to the surface too. You get what you pay for!!
7 u/bigwill0104 Mar 05 '25 The Nessie one was £299, I couldn’t stretch that far! 8 u/bigwill0104 Mar 05 '25 However! I have a Loch Ness diving expedition booked for 2026! I was guaranteed to swim with Nessie too, only £4999, I made that down payment too!
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The Nessie one was £299, I couldn’t stretch that far!
8 u/bigwill0104 Mar 05 '25 However! I have a Loch Ness diving expedition booked for 2026! I was guaranteed to swim with Nessie too, only £4999, I made that down payment too!
However! I have a Loch Ness diving expedition booked for 2026!
I was guaranteed to swim with Nessie too, only £4999, I made that down payment too!
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Don’t forget your net made of holes so you can catch your haggis humanely
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u/bigwill0104 Mar 05 '25
I need to get a haggis-whistle too. They come out in the open when they hear them.