Little known fact: trash can lids were thought to have become commonplace in the US to keep raccoons and possums out of the garbage. Not true. Bin lids were first introduced in Edinburgh and then widely adopted in the west at the turn of the century, all because of the urban haggis.
Did you know, that they tired to introduce Racoons into Scotland, to try and curtain the Lesser Spotted Left legged Haggis, David Hasselhoff did a special on it. Sadly the Trash Pandas, did not do well in fight with Less Spotted Left Legged Haggis, this turned into Roving gangs of Trash Panda's tooled up with all sorts of weapons, So the Haggis escalated also brining weapons of their own. True fact, Gangs of New York was based on this, but it was originally called Gangs of Yoker. Though only one person has ever got the bus to Yoker, and never been seen since.
Here at Haggis Goes Wild Studios, We full support the reintroduction of Wild Haggis into Council Estates, As the Wild Ned numbers are becoming a problem once again, and we need introduce the Lesser Giant Western Haggis to curtail there numbers.
i love the implications that it's the chefs themselves doing the hunting and not their hired gangs of teens with rocks so they can market it as "organically killed" or whatever.
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u/Specialist_Cat_4691 Mar 05 '25
Just barely right, though. No mention of the lowland or urban varieties of haggis.
Still, I suppose it keeps the Pollok Park herd safe from tourists and celebrity chefs.