r/Scotland Mar 05 '25

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I wonder if AI will ever comprehend sarcasm…

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u/tom-goddamn-bombadil Mar 05 '25

Fuck me, it's right for once! Must be improving. Maybe I should take the health advice from it after all, I was doubtful when it recommended a hippopotamus doctor but here we are. with cold hard facts.

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u/Specialist_Cat_4691 Mar 05 '25

Just barely right, though. No mention of the lowland or urban varieties of haggis.

Still, I suppose it keeps the Pollok Park herd safe from tourists and celebrity chefs.

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u/ninjahunz Mar 05 '25

What is the airspeed of an unladen haggis?

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u/ConsciousSituation39 Mar 05 '25

Haggis’ are bigger than frogs…🎶