r/Scotland 16d ago

Question What the hell is this animal!

Spotted in south Lanarkshire on the backroads. I was driving about midnight and these two bad boys were in the middle of the road just minding their own business. I tried to drive slower towards them to scare them off the road but they weren’t phased. Honked then horn and they just sort of looked at me like wtaf, so I’m a bit confused. It looked like a mother and its baby, but they were genuinely massive and looked canine. What the hell is it? The second picture is the same as the first but with high contrast.

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u/Gwipdit 16d ago

Coo!

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u/honkytonksinger 16d ago

Highland Coo

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u/fearofpandas 15d ago

Eilan coo

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u/thehuntedfew SNP, Still Yes 15d ago edited 15d ago

Healen coo is the right way, that or a muckle hairy beastie

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u/GrimQuim Edinburgh 15d ago

My heart is turning grey...

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u/Johno_22 15d ago

Hmm I'm not so sure, the head of the left one definitely looks like a boar. Need to know size

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u/NicoMantid 15d ago

I agree, The one on the left has a very boar-shaped head, dk if that’s just the lighting but that one certainly looks like a boar. The other is far too big, boars typically don’t get over a meter tall max, so unless it’s a pure chonker I’m not sure. Maybe a coo

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u/Johno_22 15d ago

Could just be a cow and a calf, if the bigger one is quite large, that would make the most sense. Don't think you'd find a boar walking along right next to a cow like that.

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u/spynie55 15d ago

That’s the coo on holiday. (The one with the wee calf)

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u/NicoMantid 15d ago

True, you never know tho. I do agree that’s more likely tho. Most boars will immediately run away or even charge if you’re near their weans. Having looked at the bigger animal it does look like a horse/pony/donkey. But the left still stumps me haha. It’s the legs that make it look really weird. It’s got a stocky build like a boar, but that’s likely just perception and low light.

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u/BooksCatsViqueen 16d ago

Looks like the buttocks of coos.

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u/Similar-Drink-7693 16d ago

Cù sìth. You didn’t hear it bark three times, did ya? If you did I have some bad news

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u/ElectricalFox893 15d ago

Well… there’s my hyperfixation for the day/

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u/EggplantCorrect2456 16d ago

Thats 2 of the Wombles, not seen them around since I was a bairn! Good spot

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u/kirstytheworsty 16d ago

Underground, overground, wombling free…

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u/Scotsburd 16d ago

Bit lost, though? This isnae Wimbledon Common, Uncle Bulgaria

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u/WiSH-Dumain 15d ago

https://wombles.fandom.com/wiki/Cairngorm_MacWomble_the_Terrible Also Nessie is apparently three water wombles swimming in formation.

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u/JockDog 15d ago

Wimbledon got far too expensive so they moved to Scotland for a better quality of life.

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u/abovetopsecret1 15d ago

It got too gentrified!

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u/deathboyuk 15d ago

Can confirm. It's no place for Wombles these days, unless they want to rummage in the bins of the Bang & Olufsen stop

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u/abovetopsecret1 15d ago

Is that to play their songs LOUD!!?

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u/deathboyuk 15d ago

~/ Underground, overground, Wombling free! Your £50 speaker wires should cost 50p... /~

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u/TheReelMcCoi 15d ago

Off to see Tobermory......

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u/EggplantCorrect2456 15d ago

They’re up in Scotland where the air is greener, that’s why the tv show stopped, how can one push environmentalism in Wimbledon

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u/Poptastrix 15d ago

Wombles out looking for some haggis to round up.

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u/bayla1169 16d ago

Shrek and Donkey?

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u/formandovega 15d ago

Shrek is famously Scottish n that so I'm going with this explanation.

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u/Svefnugr_Fugl 16d ago

There's a legend, a farmer who was so great his animals grew 10 times the size of normal ones but one day he just disappeared, some say he stalks the country roads at night with his prize haggis. Think you found them

But in all seriousness it looks like highland cows

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u/BatmanIsATimelord 16d ago

You mean this man in the shadows here?

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u/BIGepidural 16d ago

Land Nessies

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u/rossdrew 16d ago

Yer da, going door to door, selling Avon

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u/Vinegarinmyeye 15d ago

See yer Da doing the hoovering with his boxing gloves on... Calls himself Dyson Fury.

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u/th3thund3r 15d ago

I heard they call your Da "The Radiator" because he's always got your wee sisters pants on

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u/justadudeinchicago 16d ago

Pretty dark… looks like a haggis to me.

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u/VivaZeBull 16d ago

According to Google Ai they are much smaller…

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u/Limp-Archer-7872 15d ago

The highland haggis is small but this is a Lanarkshire Red haggis.

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u/fantasticinnit 16d ago

Where did you get this 😂 genius

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u/ThingyGoos 15d ago

Id say they googled if haggis are animals

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u/DirectMedia3448 Bagpiper:snoo_hearteyes: 16d ago

I don't think they are haggis..they legs look the same size

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u/21sttimelucky 15d ago

Lowland haggis. Larger in general and more balanced as fewer hills. You can clearly see in the second picture, they only have three legs.

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u/coyotenspider 15d ago

I’m an American from Appalachia, and we’ve a small heirloom population on a local farm!

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u/i-like--whales 15d ago

Lies. We all know they can't survive outside of Scotland.

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u/coyotenspider 15d ago

The four legged Highland kind can’t.

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u/FeedFrequent1334 15d ago

Appalachia

Gezundheit!

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u/gallais 15d ago

What do you mean? The front ones are quite clearly a lot smaller, it's an uphill one (a 'giganticus' one too): https://i.imgur.com/j7inbah.jpeg

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u/DirectMedia3448 Bagpiper:snoo_hearteyes: 15d ago

I am not aware of the giganticus haggis. I have only seen the haggis with short left legs that run anti-clockwise around the hills.

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u/VampytheSquid 16d ago

Sawn-off cow? 🤔

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u/KindaSortaMaybeMe 16d ago

Highland cows.

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u/pdirth 16d ago

Hippo .....and then I saw the subreddit, lol.

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u/spynie55 15d ago

There is a population of wallabies somewhere, so you never know…

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u/Bandia-8326 16d ago

Black one looks like a cob from the back. Can't tell about the one on left.

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u/Hot_Neighborhood_325 16d ago

I seen them walking and I did think it could be a sort of long haired horse. There’s a lot of fields nearby so it could be

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u/UNDR_dogg 16d ago

Look like blue whales to me

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u/ToYourCredit 16d ago

2 cows facing different directions.

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u/TinyDimples77 16d ago

I think very hairy pigs from the snout of the one at the side. They don't look like highland cows , too small. Maybe ponies but I don't think so.

The feet are confusing though cos that doesn't look like trotters or hooves.

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u/boycey1007 16d ago

It's boar I think. We have them here some times.

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u/Ringosis 16d ago

They aren't boar. They are feral domesticated pigs that have escaped or illegally released. Native wild boat went extinct a long time ago.

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u/Least-Funny7761 15d ago

we have a small species of boat that live off the south coast of England, a big menace that the govt are always trying to stop

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u/Johno_22 15d ago

This is just semantics... Not to say there aren't some feral pigs about, but in the main the free living members of the Sus genus in Britain are wild boar, not feral domesticated pigs. They may have originated from escaped/released captive animals, but taxonomically they are by large wild boar - a wild, native British species. Wild boar may have gone extinct in Britain about 400 years ago (maybe less) but British boar were obviously either the same subspecies or a very similar subspecies to those in mainland Europe so, scientifically, they are almost the same animals that would have been here naturally.

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u/boycey1007 15d ago

There's definitely some boar that have been released into the wild. They are seen fairly commonly in Ayrshire.

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u/Natures-Temper 15d ago

Bollocks rhetoric spread to prevent wildlife restoration and to kill off vital keystone species... Again.

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u/Johno_22 15d ago

It's hard to tell the size, but if OP thinks these were smaller than cows, then yes I would agree, one on the left looks like it has the face of a pig/boar rather than a cow.

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u/No_Initiative7093 15d ago

Highland cows, they are totally chill and docile🧡

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u/Maleficent-Let-527 15d ago

Looks like a cow to me!

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u/InfinteAbyss 15d ago

In this day and age can we stop getting potato quality images!

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u/Cyber-Axe 15d ago

You're not going to get great quality in the dark with a phone, he should have taken a video.though

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u/LoafLegend 16d ago

Wet dogs

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u/williamston 16d ago

The left looks like a Shetland pony, we had one where I used to work on a farm and the wee bugger was always getting out.

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u/frankensteinsmaster 15d ago

Coo, heilan variety

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u/Kingbreadthe3rd 15d ago

Hello city dweller. That is called a cow.

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u/godzillasfinger 15d ago

Heilan coo

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u/Queernephy 15d ago

Chupachupacabra. Harmless unless you have lollipops nearby

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u/jockiebalboa 15d ago

That kind of patter is wasted on these cunts.

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u/Abquine 15d ago

Upon yon hill there stood a coo, it's no there noo.

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u/a-new-year-a-new-ac 16d ago

That’s

Well done you’ve discovered a new breed a haggis

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u/Alone_Jacket_484 16d ago

The believed to be extinct great woolly haggis - understood to have been wiped out along with other mega fauna like the giant land sloth and woolly mammoth

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 16d ago

Just a rogue sheep that's jumped a fence.but it could be that Loch Ness thingy mi bob.

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u/-Struggle-Bug- 15d ago

Definitely not sheep

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u/JustTheSameUsername 16d ago

That's me. Had a few to drink that night

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u/Ifkredditirzmumz69 16d ago

Tigger and Eeyore

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u/Headpuncher Veggie haggis! 15d ago

From the unpublished volume “Pooh goes feral and fucks shit up”.  

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u/Patient_Match1667 15d ago

It's just a Highland cow

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u/Comrade-Hayley 15d ago

Highland coo

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u/beanouno87 15d ago

Ats a coo min.

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u/Exquisitely_Bored 15d ago

Highland cows?

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u/Expressed_Flavour 15d ago

It's just two cows.....

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u/Crowhawk 15d ago

If it's South Lanarkshire it's probably a couple of the locals heading home to Larkhall from the pub. They're easily identified by their sectarian singin which is particularly prevalent in the mating season around early July.

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey 15d ago

Hoo noo it's a broon coo!

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u/Zulphur242 15d ago

Thats a haggis

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u/wendineill 15d ago

It’s a heilan coo times two

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u/Grand-Finance8582 15d ago

Wild boar yer hairy arses! Bunch of wild bores. It’s two heilan coos.

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u/Sprite87 15d ago

yer maw

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u/BuckarooUK 16d ago

Boar. Classed as wild pig.

They've been spreading from Ayrshie and Dumfries & Galloway for decades.

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u/jrsixx 16d ago

The one on the right bears a striking resemblance to my ex-wife. How she got from Chicago to Scotland is beyond me though.

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u/First-Banana-4278 16d ago

That’s just Bob.

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u/Parking_Treat7293 16d ago

Whatever it is. Nice to see an ass like that. Just saying

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u/SaucyJack85 16d ago

That's four guys in costume getting their practice in for the next Panto season

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u/Ecstatic-Manager-149 16d ago

A big bugger.

They can be found across species, but all have this genus.

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u/st0rmtroopa06 15d ago

He came out of that spiral in the sky

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u/No-Sandwich1511 15d ago

A hairy coo

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u/MrFuji87 15d ago

Ed....wwaarrdd...

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u/Roygbiv_89 15d ago

Cousin it ?

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u/theshedonstokelane 15d ago

There is a road in western Greece where cows roam freely and it backs onto the beach. Many years ago discovered they sleep on sun warmed tarmac at night. That tested the brakes! Years later Rick Stein met the herd and filmed them. Ah memories. Coos

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u/zeldaa_94x 15d ago

Golden retriever? 🤷‍♀️

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u/Headpuncher Veggie haggis! 15d ago

Just a couple a lassies fae Bathgate oot fur a gid time. 

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u/No_Ostrich_530 15d ago

Biggest damn haggis I've ever seen. Keep your distance, them things are vicious.

But, if you can take it down, you'll have the biggest sporran the world has ever seen.

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u/tedxy108 15d ago

Feral Haggis keep your distance laddie

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u/kesski1956 15d ago

Daddy haggis

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u/Automatic_Race_3992 15d ago

Those are cows 😂

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u/LadyApplefart 15d ago

Shetland ponies?

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u/steellfj86 15d ago

Giant Haggis

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u/CS-Drysdalr 15d ago

YOUR MAW HA

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u/Inevitable_Comedian4 15d ago

It's two Hippopotamus that have escaped from Larkhall.

Just get a flute band and they'll follow follow.

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u/Illustrious_Low_6086 15d ago

Sorry guys but looks like a couple of pony's to me

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u/BarefootBagLady 15d ago

Highland coo

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u/notnot-guy6969 15d ago

They're them DogNots bro, hill people in animal fur

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u/markglas 15d ago

Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. Wait...

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u/E420CDI 15d ago

Highland Heffalumps

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u/jabbaminpolorataftrn 14d ago

Looks like my mother in law

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u/Choice_Jeweler 16d ago

It's a wild haggis, a rare sighting

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u/DirectMedia3448 Bagpiper:snoo_hearteyes: 16d ago

Wild haggis left legs are shorter than the right legs.

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u/Aidian 16d ago

There’s a subtle difference between ones gone “feral” vs properly “wild”, and it’s mostly just a few inches of left leg.

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u/MacKelvey 16d ago

That’s a Long Haired Haggis

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u/sylvestris1 16d ago

Haggis. Unusual so far south.

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u/Mostly-Moo-Cow 16d ago

Highlander Shaghaggis. Throw some raw beef or medium rare human and they will let pass.

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u/1ilovelychee 15d ago

oversized haggis… they can grow like wild rats up to the size of a cat, i’ve seen it!

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u/Hiskankles 16d ago

Left is a golden retriever

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u/Select-Protection-75 16d ago

Kerry and Shona coming home from the pub

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u/RainyDay905 16d ago

A fat guy and a lion

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u/Ok-Establishment-588 16d ago

Fry guy on the right.

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u/Humdrum_ca 16d ago

Confused, idefinitely looks like a couple of house hippos, but they aren't found outside Canada, maybe a Canadian imported a breeding pair, which would be concerning, invasive, and I expect they would love to snack on haggis. Call animal control..

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u/GeneralGringus 15d ago

Shetland ponies

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u/chuckchuckthrowaway 15d ago

Weather balloons

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u/SeasonMaterial9743 15d ago

Wild boars? Picture is unclear.

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u/Patient_Match1667 15d ago

They look kind of like a sheep mixed with a wolf but as stubborn as a tiger

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u/Patient_Match1667 15d ago

There fuzzy to keep them warm

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u/Lettuce-Pray2023 15d ago

Douglas Ross.

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u/mergraote 15d ago

I hope you were packing a silver bullet.

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u/DrtyBlvd 15d ago

That's yer da and maw away back from the club

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u/TheSlavicHighlander 15d ago

Dundee resident

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u/Mean-wild-Haggis 15d ago

I'm in this photo and I don't like it /s

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u/Prestigious-Fig1913 15d ago

One u need abetter 📷 -a boar maybe

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u/moleculeviews 15d ago

Chupacabra

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u/msrtez78 15d ago

I'd say based on experience of having Kune Kune pigs it looks like something similar ( longer snouts on these ones) so my guess is escaped swine.

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u/Sanddancer8 15d ago

Looks like a viking

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u/dave97996 15d ago

Bro, what's your mum doing out there?

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u/kenhutson 15d ago

THAT’S ENOUGH!! That’s enough!

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u/InTheStars369 15d ago

Looks like bigfoot or nessie or even a wild haggis, it's hard to tell cause it's dark though

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u/True_Scientist1170 15d ago

I Shetland pony’s or baby coo

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u/Brilliant_Coach9877 15d ago

It's a womble. Has strayed a fair bit away from Wimbledon Common though

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u/DonSneck 15d ago

Wild boar?

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u/Isles555 15d ago

Shetland pony or highland kye?

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u/hydesfinest 15d ago

That there is the mysterious little seen haggis in its natural surroundings

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u/Acceptable-Buy-2264 15d ago

It's a fictional man bear pig

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u/Bael_thebard 15d ago

thought it was a boar

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u/eekamouse4 15d ago

Couple of Jakeys fae EK.

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u/Skanhunt429 15d ago

Wild boars or a small coo

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u/Long-Fisherman-5762 15d ago

Did big one have horns or stumps where horns where as this would suggest a highla d cow. Alao fact they totally ignores you says cow to me also. I was late for college a good few times due to cows in the road haba

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u/Hey_Eng_ 15d ago

Wait! That is the elusive haggis!!! I’ve only seen it once while walking in Inverpolly on my way up to Suilven. You’re lucky you got a pic!

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u/-Mantaforce- 14d ago

Jesus, that’s a big haggis!

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u/Loudlass81 14d ago

Heilan Coo!

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u/Twosheds11 14d ago

Is that a wild haggis?

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u/Cool_Original5922 14d ago

It's a Big Foot who has found his way to Scotland!

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u/Silver-Engineer4287 14d ago

Here in America… that’s known as cows in the road.

Some are curious, some are aggressive, they don’t really care about you or your vehicle horn.

I’m not a rancher or 4H or FFA member so I can’t tell you which exact cow breed, apparently from what others have said they’re long haired Highland Coo.

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u/smfh2 14d ago

Big coo little coo

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u/Otho-de-la-roch- 14d ago

A big haggis

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u/deadlocked72 14d ago

Giant hairy haggis, very dangerous, related to hippos and even more violent.

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u/Brimarsh_78 14d ago

Can you go back & put a banana next to it for scale ?

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u/MyUserNameLeft 14d ago

I heard they were introducing wolves to England again, and tbh that’s the last thing I need

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u/MyUserNameLeft 14d ago

I heard they were introducing wolves to the UK again, and tbh that’s the last thing I need

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u/Ok_Spend3818 13d ago

Large haggis 🤣

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Wild haggis