r/Scotland • u/Unusual_Web4431 • 2d ago

Shitpost President cunt they say

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u/PaleMaleAndStale 1d ago

Seeing as he keeps referring to the Prime Minister of Canada as "governor", deliberately and repeatedly mispronounced Kamala Harris' name and makes up disparaging, childish nicknames for people (Sleepy Joe etc), mocks people with disabilities, ridicules wounded veterans etc etc etc, I'd say he has completely lost the right to be treated with any respect whatsoever.

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u/Hot-Bowler-4882 1d ago

COTUS

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u/app257 1d ago

Not to be mistaken with COITUS.

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u/greyslayers 1d ago

Yeah, better go with CUNTUS to avoid any confusion.

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u/jolieodell 9h ago

Cuntus Maxiumus. For his ego.

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u/NoisyGog 1d ago

He deserves about the same amount of dislike as unwanted coitus, that’s for sure.

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u/Francis_Tumblety 1d ago

Given his alleged infliction of unwanted coitus he certainly deserves that dislike.

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u/Sorcha16 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not alleged he was found responsible for the rape of Jean Carol in civil court dude is a rapist

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u/sal880612m 1d ago

Then that is how news outlets should refer to him. Rapist Donald Trump.

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u/XenaBard 1d ago

That’s what got George Stephanopoulos sued. ABC capitulated and handed Trump $15M even though he told the truth.

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u/sal880612m 1d ago

That doesn’t surprise me. What does is how anyone thinks he’s this powerful figure when nearly everything about him screams compensating. I mean he cried and whined about how a portrait made him look.

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u/Embarrassed_Lab_5595 1d ago

Hmm. Sounds familiar.

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u/Foxy02016YT 1d ago

Throw in dementia signs too and you’ve got our guy

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u/justme7008 1d ago

Fits to a T. He will claim he is the best sociopath, a beautiful sociopath, a most wonderful sociopath. The best sociopath the world has ever seen.

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u/Think-Razzmatazz-907 1d ago

Sounds like the entire political spectrum to me

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u/averagesaw 1d ago

Its nuts indexes down 5% every day. Thats shitcounrty territory

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u/Brazen_Marauder 1d ago

Fucking hell, I've never felt so seen.

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u/virtue_of_vice 1d ago

Textbook!

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u/Floor-notlava 23h ago

Yep; he makes Boris Johnson (a clear sociopath) seem like a perfectly nice guy). I’d even consider Crump to show Psychopathic tenancies.

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u/Remmick2326 4h ago

Didn't see the header line

Thought someone had just listed his vices

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u/Fragrant-Macaroon874 1d ago edited 1d ago

He was also found not guilty of raping his wife, because that wasnt a crime at the time. Many countries, including the UK changed the law because of him. Disgusting.

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u/procrastinatorsuprem 1d ago

And she died "falling down the stairs." Always seemed off to me.

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u/Either-Mud-2669 1d ago

And then the cunt had her buried on one of his golf courses.

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u/techiered5 1d ago

And couldn't be bothered to pay literally anyone the small expense to have the grave kept well. Bet he doesn't even remember who she was or thinks she's still alive. People out there have some serious TDS to believe he is any way qualifies for any job in this world let alone keeping a country safe and prosperous.

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u/edingirl 1d ago

Wondet what evidence is buried with her

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u/journeyworker 1d ago

Tax reasons, I’m sure

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u/oroborus68 1d ago

Those greens don't fertilize themselves!

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u/Ina_While1155 14h ago

So he could get a tax break.

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u/General-Video-7170 1d ago

She was his ex-wife.

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u/OPA73 1d ago

Her looks had expired, so he helped her move on or.., down

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u/procrastinatorsuprem 1d ago

That and she was going to testify against him later that week.

Idk which one of his fraud cases she was testifying in.

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u/Felicia_Delicto 1d ago

Yep, took a tumble down those stairs...probably had one of her sons do it.

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u/KhajitHasWares4u 1d ago

It's because he was taught by Putin but couldn't find a window for her to fall out of.

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u/XenaBard 1d ago

That’s actually not true. It never went to trial because after all was said & done Ivana denied accusing him of rape. Trump was never found not guilty. Be careful of spreading misinformation.

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u/Fragrant-Macaroon874 22h ago

Careful of defending a rapist and potential murderer.

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u/SNP_MY_CYP2D6 1d ago

Let's not forget Katie Johnson, granted, the suit was dropped after receiving THOUSANDS of death threats and having to go into hiding.

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u/madammidnight 1d ago

That is not correct.

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u/TheJediJoker 1d ago

Didn't know he was charged in criminal Court for rape? I'll have to try looking for that

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u/XenaBard 1d ago

I am not a NY lawyer but i am a trial lawyer:

Trump was adjudicated a rapist in a civil trial after claiming that E Jean Carroll was a liar for accusing him of sexual assault. EJean sued him for defamation. Robbie Kaplan(EJean’s lawyer) had to prove EJean’s accusation of rape was truthful to prove Trump defamed her. The jury had to find that Trump had sexually assaulted E Jean to prove that EJean was defamed.

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u/XenaBard 1d ago

@TheJediJoker

Trump was adjudicated a rapist in a civil trial after claiming that E Jean Carroll was a liar for accusing him of sexual assault. EJean sued him for defamation. Robbie Kaplan(EJean’s lawyer) had to prove EJean’s accusation of rape was truthful to prove Trump defamed her. The jury had to find that Trump had sexually assaulted E Jean to prove that EJean was defamed.

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u/TheJediJoker 1d ago

Almost This is what I've read

"The verdict was split: Jurors rejected Carroll’s claim that she was raped, finding Trump responsible for a lesser degree of sexual abuse."

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u/Sorcha16 1d ago

Civil court. Its literally in my comment. Did you miss it?

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u/TheJediJoker 1d ago

You said he was charged and is a rapist?

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u/XenaBard 1d ago

Trump was adjudicated a rapist in a civil trial after claiming that E Jean Carroll was a liar for accusing him of sexual assault. EJean sued him for defamation. Robbie Kaplan(EJean’s lawyer) had to prove EJean’s accusation of rape was truthful to prove Trump defamed her. The jury had to find that Trump had sexually assaulted E Jean to prove that EJean was defamed.

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u/Sorcha16 1d ago

Where? Please show me where I said that? I said found responsible in civil court. It's four comments above this and in very plain English.

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u/TheJediJoker 1d ago

Not alleged he was "found responsible for the rape" of Jean Carol in civil court "dude is a rapist"

She sued him for defamation

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u/RubDue9412 1d ago

So why wasn't he jailed

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u/Sorcha16 1d ago

Civil courts don't jail people. You did see where I said civil court? Or was it confusion on what a civil court does?

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u/Sorcha16 1d ago

Yes and during the defamation trial he was found responsible of it and her rape.

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u/RubDue9412 1d ago

Yes sorry a get your point but why wasn't he tried in a court of law.

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u/XenaBard 1d ago

He was tried in a court of law!

Trump was adjudicated a rapist in a civil trial after claiming that E Jean Carroll was a liar for accusing him of sexual assault. EJean sued him for defamation. Robbie Kaplan(EJean’s lawyer) had to prove EJean’s accusation of rape was truthful to prove Trump defamed her. The jury had to find that Trump had sexually assaulted E Jean to prove that EJean was defamed.

She received a monetary award ($10M) because he damaged her reputation.

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u/Sorcha16 1d ago

The statute of limitations was up.

Edited to add a change in law allowed her to take a civil case against him.

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u/Felicia_Delicto 1d ago

NOT alleged, convicted.

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u/Outside_Active_7574 1d ago

Well, he's a convicted rapist so that fits.

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u/General_Bumblebee_75 1d ago

thinking of the one and the other nearly made me vomit, but it had to be said.

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u/neregekaj 1d ago

Which he has only ever experienced when the other party was under duress.

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u/NoisyGog 1d ago

He deserves about the same amount of dislike as unwanted coitus, that’s for sure.

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u/Wtfdidistumbleinon 1d ago

Unwanted coitus is his jam, rapist POS

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u/greyslayers 1d ago

Yeah, better go with CUNTUS to avoid any confusion.

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u/PitterFuckingPatter 1d ago

America needs some COITUS INTERUPTUS

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u/PitterFuckingPatter 1d ago

America need some COITUS INTERUPTUS

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u/MarkoVeliki_28 1d ago

As a COTUS he is enjoying COITUS!

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u/JavaJukebox 1d ago

Does the word vagina make you uncomfortable Mr.Lebowski ?

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u/sparticusrex929 1d ago

Or COITUS INTERUPTUS

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u/Dan_Worrall 1d ago

Coitus Unconsentius

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u/joseoconde 1d ago

CLITORIS?

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u/Apprehensive-Sun1901 1d ago

hey i mean both of them tend to be slimy, wet and involve racoon hair

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u/FuTuReShOcKeD60 1d ago

It's gonna be COITUS INTERUPTUS when the prices skyrocket

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u/abzmeuk 1d ago

Cunty orange in the United States?

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u/Echo_Drift 1d ago

Please don't mistake it.

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u/FredB123 1d ago

Coitus is at least fun.

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u/Agente_Anaranjado 1d ago

Trump doesn't understand coitus. Coitus is consensual.

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u/brewstufnthings 55m ago

How could we forget he’s gotta steal that like he steals elections, we had to see it in the news every day for months

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u/FingerBangMyAsshole 1d ago

Doesn't even need the OTUS. He is just Cunt. Capital C. THE Cunt if you will

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u/skelly890 1d ago edited 12h ago

The cunt’s cunt. Copper bottomed, fully rigged, ocean going, cunt o’ the line.

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u/awe_come_on 1d ago

Cunty McCuntface.

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u/DINNERTIME_CUNT 1d ago

Eurgh, it’s yeasty!

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u/Guerrilla28er 1d ago

I'd aim a little lower and say "McCuntneck" because that nussy.

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u/bejammin075 1d ago

Cunty Buttmouth McCuntneck.

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u/Apophistry 1d ago

Cunty Cunterson III.

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u/nigeltheworm 1d ago

Cunto di tutti cunti.

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u/throwawaysquirrel68 1d ago

Grow up lol. Don't worry Farage will be next PM and you will go really mad at that. About time good parties get involved. I'm fed up of this nonsense 🤣

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u/Leading_Study_876 1d ago

Gives cunts a bad name.

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u/FraserYT 1d ago

Bon Jovi's ill-advised follow-up single

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u/footyfan1981 1d ago

Funny I was gonna comment "trump gives cunts a bad name" 🤣

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u/Vemmna 23h ago

That's damn good. Just the laugh I needed to start the day. Bravo!

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u/Cantgetabreaker 12h ago

Ah this thread is making me laugh great work fellas. The female genitalia references probably have more effect on mango Mussolini. However his his little double jerk off dance probably accentuates his dick breath

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u/D-over-TRaptor 1d ago

That's an insult to cunts. He needs a whole new word just for him.

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u/mikende51 1d ago

Sorry, I have too much respect for cunt to associate him with that. He's so deplorable that he defies description.

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u/CrustyToeLover 1d ago

Just keep it as SCOTUS. Supreme Cunt of the US

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u/JamieTimee 1d ago

SCROTUM

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u/crunk 1d ago

SHITEUS

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u/leibnizzle 1d ago

I love this.

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u/Ruth_Cups 1d ago

This is one American who is wholeheartedly adopting this name. Thank you.

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u/StevieKix_ 1d ago

Lmaooo fuckin gold

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u/oroborus68 1d ago

ROTUS.

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u/Internal_Show4980 1d ago

In all fairness we in the states call all scottish cunts so i guess that makes it even!

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u/averagesaw 1d ago

Cock in Office Turn U to Shit

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u/he_chose_poorly 1d ago

I quite like 'The Shite POTUS', personally

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u/NewtBrilliant5610 17h ago

You spelt RAPIST wrong

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u/Retr0246 16h ago

I thought that was the First Lady’s title.

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u/Sad-Newt-1772 1h ago

SCROTUS