r/Scotland • u/Similar-Drink-7693 • 2d ago

Moving to Scotland from Scotland next month

Hi Scaatland!

So, after a lot of soul-searching, ancestry.com results, and a can of sugar free IRNBRU extra I decided to move to Scotland, from Scotland! I just can't take Starmer anymore. I didn't vote for him, and he's ruining Cumbernauld's reputation. Not everybody here is a gun loving bible bashing people hating miserable cunt. Some are only one or two of those things.

I'm considering moving into a croft on Saracen St where my clan ancestors lived, and reconnect with the tarmac.

Do you have some tips about how I can get a visa, adapt quickly, and keep wild haggises away since I'm terrified of animals?

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u/rdededer 1d ago

The plural of haggis is haggi

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u/momentopolarii 1d ago

Correct. At the Scottish National Gallery, you will find Landseer's iconic work, 'The Adoration of the Haggi'.

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u/The_300_goats 1d ago

Wrong. It's hagges. "Haggi" is the plural of haggus

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u/cfcMalky 1d ago

I’ve got 15 ton a cod & 10 ton a huddick! Am a comin in the front of the back?

Or straight throoooo?

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u/Secret-Specialist-50 1d ago

Back door please Mr Brocklebank.

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u/cfcMalky 1d ago

Nee Worries!

Y'interested in a frozen Wayne Rooney metatarsal sir?

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u/rdededer 1d ago

AM NO WANTIN ANY COD!!!!

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u/btfthelot 1d ago

I don't think OP is bothered about pedantry. Leave him be.