r/Scotland 2d ago

Moving to Scotland from Scotland next month

Hi Scaatland!

So, after a lot of soul-searching, ancestry.com results, and a can of sugar free IRNBRU extra I decided to move to Scotland, from Scotland! I just can't take Starmer anymore. I didn't vote for him, and he's ruining Cumbernauld's reputation. Not everybody here is a gun loving bible bashing people hating miserable cunt. Some are only one or two of those things.

I'm considering moving into a croft on Saracen St where my clan ancestors lived, and reconnect with the tarmac.

Do you have some tips about how I can get a visa, adapt quickly, and keep wild haggises away since I'm terrified of animals?

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u/ewenmax DialMforMurdo 2d ago

There are many Scotland's, make sure you get one with the right exit visa.

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u/flunkymonks 2d ago

Two Scotlands?

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u/biginthebacktime 1d ago

Damn Scots , they ruined Scotland

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u/Brido-20 1d ago

You Scots sure are a contentious people.