r/Scotland • u/Similar-Drink-7693 • 2d ago

Moving to Scotland from Scotland next month

Hi Scaatland!

So, after a lot of soul-searching, ancestry.com results, and a can of sugar free IRNBRU extra I decided to move to Scotland, from Scotland! I just can't take Starmer anymore. I didn't vote for him, and he's ruining Cumbernauld's reputation. Not everybody here is a gun loving bible bashing people hating miserable cunt. Some are only one or two of those things.

I'm considering moving into a croft on Saracen St where my clan ancestors lived, and reconnect with the tarmac.

Do you have some tips about how I can get a visa, adapt quickly, and keep wild haggises away since I'm terrified of animals?

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u/giant_sloth 2d ago

For blending in I recommend an Irn Bru and a Pizza crunch from the chippy. If the locals see you enjoying our food then they’ll be more receptive.

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u/WrestlingWithTheNews 2d ago

Forgot the deep fried heroin

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u/gbroon 1d ago

If you're in Edinburgh then heroin is mixed with vinegar and poured over all fried foods.

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u/RubDue9412 1d ago

Sounds delicious😋

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u/gbroon 1d ago

They seem to like it.

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u/Arthur_Figg_II 1d ago

Ah the magic "Sauce"

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u/TinyBlackCatMerlin 19h ago

I hear Arbroath produces excellent sauce.