r/Scotland • u/Similar-Drink-7693 • 2d ago

Moving to Scotland from Scotland next month

Hi Scaatland!

So, after a lot of soul-searching, ancestry.com results, and a can of sugar free IRNBRU extra I decided to move to Scotland, from Scotland! I just can't take Starmer anymore. I didn't vote for him, and he's ruining Cumbernauld's reputation. Not everybody here is a gun loving bible bashing people hating miserable cunt. Some are only one or two of those things.

I'm considering moving into a croft on Saracen St where my clan ancestors lived, and reconnect with the tarmac.

Do you have some tips about how I can get a visa, adapt quickly, and keep wild haggises away since I'm terrified of animals?

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u/Timely-Salt-1067 1d ago

Definitely imagine you are Connor McGregor and immortal. It’s the only way to go.

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u/Similar-Drink-7693 1d ago

Well, that's a sure way to reconnect with the tarmac