r/SelfAwarewolves • u/droi86 • 14d ago

Conservative finally gets BLM

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u/Morrigan-Lugus 14d ago

Are we surprised? These are the same people that call others sheep then chant WWGWGA or claim they are Christians.

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u/zuriel45 14d ago

They are Christians. Just not followers of Christ.

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u/Aiden2817 14d ago

Christians are allowed to edit out the parts of the Bible that are inconvenient.

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u/chet_brosley 14d ago

"in the beginning.....Sodom....bad......rich man.......good" there, that's the entire bible edited down for them.

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u/TheDriveHome 14d ago

Idk, I feel like they'd want to add something about marrying young girls.

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u/pikleboiy 13d ago

Also antifa and how Jesus specifically singled out Trump as his second coming.

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u/dismayhurta 14d ago

“What do you mean there’s a New Testament? It must not be important!”

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u/MageLocusta 14d ago

(*proceeds to eat shrimp, pork, wear fibre-blend clothing and sees no problem with divorces*).

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u/Sensitive_Yellow_121 14d ago

New Testament for me, Old Testament for thee!

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u/zuriel45 14d ago

Actually they love the New testament, just not the first three gospels.

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u/mackfactor 12d ago

It's true - that's in the Bible.

"And God doth sayeth unto them, thou mayest ignore my words if you, like, totally need to beat up a brown person - cause that's totally cool."

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u/StrikerObi 13d ago

They sure are. Just ask Henry VIII.