r/Showerthoughts 10d ago

Speculation With just how many possible combinations there are, you probably say a never-before-uttered sentence every day.

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u/Kinggrunio 10d ago

Sadly, most people’s lives are a lot more routine. We do the same things, say the same things, repeat the same things we heard. Originality only occurs at the fringes, not in the quotidian.

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u/RealMartinKearns 10d ago

Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, may I take your oRder?

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u/ninethirtyman 10d ago

This has definitely never been said before

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u/Aidanation5 10d ago

May I take your good burger?

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u/Somerandom1922 10d ago

When you factor in proper nouns, dates/times, locations, and other small variables that may be unique to your situation I bet it's way more often than you think.

Like, for my job the below isn't an uncommon sentence.

"Hey [client], so I've had a look and can see why [server name], when down on the [shortened date], it looks like [issue] happened."

However, I'll bet every penny I have, that this specific sentence with whichever specific variables I used had never been said before.

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u/CoroteDeMelancia 9d ago

Even if someone were to convey the exact same message, which is already unlikely, there's a plethora of ways to do so, so it's even more difficult for an exact match to happen.

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u/gmalivuk 9d ago

Yeah, people vastly underestimate the number of combinations of variables in a sentence as well as the number of different sentences that can express the same idea.

I might ask Brayden about his late homework every single day, but I've probably never said, "Hey Brayden, did you get a chance to turn in Tuesday's homework on page 325 yet?"

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u/Reniconix 10d ago

Glad my life isn't this boring, I guess.

Though, a lot of my brand new sentences have to do with some combination of special breeds of stupid, or things that shouldn't be physically possible (often, they overlap).

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u/JWOLFBEARD 10d ago

At first this may feel like a random sentence, but I was conditioned to respond exactly this way

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u/Icdedpipl 9d ago

Quotidien is used quotidiennement in French while it's my first time reading quotidian in English. So you might have used one of those unique sentences right here.

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u/RudolftheDuck 8d ago

I work in early childhood education. Can’t say how many times a day I talk to families and tell a story about what happened in the child’s day, and it is not what I expected to happen, but completely reasonable for that child to do because of their personality. I do come home with interesting stories everyday though.

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u/thedoorman121 10d ago

Isn't there a theory that humanity has only ever come up with like 7 stories, and every story after that is just rehashing old ideas in different combinations

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u/CampFlogGnaw1991 9d ago

while that sounds implausible could you share the name of that theory? it seems interesting and i’d like to read into it more

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u/cdmpants 9d ago

Story archetypes

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u/irlharvey 8d ago

consider something as simple as “We can watch Lisa Frankenstein tomorrow; today I’m gonna stop by Kroger to pick up some Pepto-Bismol after I drop Roxy off at the vet.”

not that weird. a perfectly normal thing for me to say. but what are the chances someone else has ever said it?

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u/RatioExpensive6023 12h ago

This is true, however, I highly doubt anyone has said "Okay. Let's toast all the he are bread." or "The Kraken is not the same thing as the tyrannical king!" before.