r/Showerthoughts 10d ago

Speculation With just how many possible combinations there are, you probably say a never-before-uttered sentence every day.

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u/UnlikelyExquisite 10d ago

Especially true when you have young children.

"No, you cannot put the little pirate's wooden leg in your brother's nostril."

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u/FormerlyKA 9d ago

I have cat kids and I'd never thought I'd have to say this but

"Leave your sister's butthole alone!"

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u/CoroteDeMelancia 9d ago

This is definitely not the first time someone has said that