r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/YesWomansLand1 1d ago

5th graders are the worst. When I was in 6th grade nobody liked the 5th graders. Same story with 8th graders. With 5th graders, they're near the top of the food chain, but not quite there yet. So they have all of the balls and none of the earned respect of the 6th graders. In year 7, you get away with stuff because "oh look it's a cute year 7 they're so short and funny looking they just got here cut them some slack" in year 8 you lose that because youve been there for a year already and lost the cute privileges. Year 9s are just assholes. Year 10s are where they start to mature. Year 11s go back to being assholes again, but in a more funny way, and year 12s are too busy with school and work and all that nonsense to have any fun.

Why did I write all of that.

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u/icjbird 1d ago

Idk but I found it fascinating

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u/Brain_itch 1d ago

lmao same. may the deities bless being southern california and its abundance of marijuana. no seriously, normally my adhd would have me too distracted to finish that lol. anyways, everyone has different experiences. elon seems lonely. i wish the best to the twins. and youre cool too mate

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u/YesWomansLand1 1d ago

Fellow stoner detected

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u/bigbluehapa 1d ago

What country are you from? I imagine not the US (year 7, etc) but it’s still soooooo fucking spot on

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u/Knork14 1d ago

I am thinking Brazil, because our schools usually have a distinction of years 1 to 5 from years 5 to 9, all of those nine years are called fundamentals but in general schools only teach of one those groups, so year 5s are usually the big fish in their school and they act like dipshits because of it.

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u/YesWomansLand1 1d ago

Nah bro. Not Brazilian, but you guys are pretty cool. I'm Aussie. We have year 1-6 called primary school, and year 7-12 called high school, and then after that it's like uni and Tafe and all that shit.

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u/CastielsBrother 1d ago

In case you've never run across it and care... America calls them grades instead of years and we split it up into Elementary (Kindergarten+1-5), Middle (6-8), and High (9-12)

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u/Medarco 1d ago

Elementary (Kindergarten+1-5), Middle (6-8), and High (9-12)

And that's not universal either. My middle school was 5-8. My fiancé taught at a K-6, 7-12 district. Some of the enormous districts near me growing up had middle/high school split, with K-4, 5-7, 8-10 "junior high", 11-12 "senior high". And that doesn't even get into the "fancy" private schools or religious schools either.

Can be weird talking about childhood events and realizing you had totally different school life experiences.

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u/YesWomansLand1 22h ago

What the hell

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u/ghostyface-147 1d ago

Same here in the U.K.

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u/YesWomansLand1 22h ago

Most of our shit is the same as yours for the most part, except we swear and drink more

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u/XanderZulark 1d ago

Those are UK years.

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u/Gas-Town 19h ago edited 18h ago

One where senioritis doesn't exist. Have never been lazier, or had better grades than my senior year of high school.

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u/DireKnife 1d ago

It’s ok, we’re listening.

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u/Snoo909 1d ago

Trauma response

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u/oneandahalfdrinksin 1d ago

idk but you’re right 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Strong-Bench-9098 1d ago

Yes!!! Year 11 as Funny Assholes!

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u/hollowwollo 1d ago

Might be different for my school but in my experience, year 11s are either the future hope of humanity because they’ve finally gotten a good work ethic and are genuinely the nicest people to worth with, or they are absolutely vile people who are devil incarnate, with absolutely no in between

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u/memento22mori 1d ago

When I was that age we didn't have mobile devices so not sure if it's a generational thing or just natural variance based on culture, environment, etc but from my experience growing up the years following fifth graders were much worse. Fifth graders were still distinctly children that liked child-stuff and they knew they were children (as did I at that age) whereas the two-three years after that they started to think they were on the verge of becoming adults so they thought they were smarter than they were and respected adults and teachers much less for the most part. Kind of like as children the adult world was so different from their own experience that the teachers were just seen as teachers, like that was their role- like if you saw one of your teachers at the grocery store you'd be like "what?! This guy shops? I thought this guy teaches." If that makes sense.

Whereas when kids were a few years older than that they'd be testing the boundaries with teachers and some of the magic was gone as they change mentally and realize that adults are just people too. As far as I can remember none of my classmates were openly disrespectful to teachers in fifth grade or prior to that whereas by seventh grade at least one of my teachers almost had a minor mental breakdown and completely lost her composure because so many of the kids in the class were being pricks and wouldn't listen to her at all. I saw a kid that had a knife at school trying to be badass or whatever, a different kid threatened me and my friend with a knife at a park, to me that was an age where kids were trying to be adult and do what they saw as "adult things" but they weren't smart enough to go about it in a smart way. But by the time we were in high school I don't know anyone that'd be dumb enough to try to look cool by bringing a knife to school or be an annoying prick repeatedly in class because those would be childish things to do if that makes sense.

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u/YesWomansLand1 22h ago

My history teacher once threw one of those fat history books right into one kids face. Kid deserved it too. Bloody good throw. Taught him a lesson.

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u/memento22mori 21h ago

Ahaha that's wild. Fat history aha?

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u/YesWomansLand1 18h ago

What

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u/memento22mori 16h ago

Oh, a history book that's fat. I thought you meant like "fat history" like some kid of encyclopedia that focuses on fat people throughout history. 

I had just woke up and was getting ready for work, plus I don't think I've ever heard the term a "fat book" but it's pretty clear now aha.

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u/YesWomansLand1 11h ago

Ah ok, I was just going to bed lmao

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u/memento22mori 11h ago

You know Winston Churchill would be on the cover of the fat history book if it was real.

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u/YesWomansLand1 11h ago

Definitely. I wonder if the fat history book would also be fat.

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u/memento22mori 9h ago

Does this answer your question? https://i.imgur.com/cpbvT9q.png