r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/1amDepressed 1d ago

No, but they’re 5th grade teachers which is worse IMO https://people.com/where-are-abby-brittany-hensel-now-8768309

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u/Harry_Gorilla 1d ago

Having taught fifth grade: ITS SO MUCH WORSE

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u/YesWomansLand1 1d ago

5th graders are the worst. When I was in 6th grade nobody liked the 5th graders. Same story with 8th graders. With 5th graders, they're near the top of the food chain, but not quite there yet. So they have all of the balls and none of the earned respect of the 6th graders. In year 7, you get away with stuff because "oh look it's a cute year 7 they're so short and funny looking they just got here cut them some slack" in year 8 you lose that because youve been there for a year already and lost the cute privileges. Year 9s are just assholes. Year 10s are where they start to mature. Year 11s go back to being assholes again, but in a more funny way, and year 12s are too busy with school and work and all that nonsense to have any fun.

Why did I write all of that.

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u/bigbluehapa 1d ago

What country are you from? I imagine not the US (year 7, etc) but it’s still soooooo fucking spot on

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u/Knork14 1d ago

I am thinking Brazil, because our schools usually have a distinction of years 1 to 5 from years 5 to 9, all of those nine years are called fundamentals but in general schools only teach of one those groups, so year 5s are usually the big fish in their school and they act like dipshits because of it.

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u/YesWomansLand1 1d ago

Nah bro. Not Brazilian, but you guys are pretty cool. I'm Aussie. We have year 1-6 called primary school, and year 7-12 called high school, and then after that it's like uni and Tafe and all that shit.

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u/CastielsBrother 1d ago

In case you've never run across it and care... America calls them grades instead of years and we split it up into Elementary (Kindergarten+1-5), Middle (6-8), and High (9-12)

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u/Medarco 1d ago

Elementary (Kindergarten+1-5), Middle (6-8), and High (9-12)

And that's not universal either. My middle school was 5-8. My fiancé taught at a K-6, 7-12 district. Some of the enormous districts near me growing up had middle/high school split, with K-4, 5-7, 8-10 "junior high", 11-12 "senior high". And that doesn't even get into the "fancy" private schools or religious schools either.

Can be weird talking about childhood events and realizing you had totally different school life experiences.

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u/YesWomansLand1 22h ago

What the hell

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u/ghostyface-147 1d ago

Same here in the U.K.

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u/YesWomansLand1 22h ago

Most of our shit is the same as yours for the most part, except we swear and drink more

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u/XanderZulark 1d ago

Those are UK years.

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u/Gas-Town 19h ago edited 18h ago

One where senioritis doesn't exist. Have never been lazier, or had better grades than my senior year of high school.