r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/1amDepressed 1d ago

No, but they’re 5th grade teachers which is worse IMO https://people.com/where-are-abby-brittany-hensel-now-8768309

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u/Initial-Kangaroo-534 1d ago

Oh that seems like probably the hardest job to have with that particular condition. Imagine having to explain to a new group of 10-year-olds every year why you have a conjoined twin. And I’m sure there are kids who say not nice things about them.

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u/forgottenmyth 1d ago

They could screw with those kids so good with a good teacher/bad teacher routine

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u/Sonder_Wunder 1d ago

Teacher here. I joke about having invisible eyes all around my head, but having a literal extra person to keep an eye on things would be real cool. Literal superpower with teaching kids haha.

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u/lilac_ravenX 1d ago

My six year olds think I have eyes n the back of my head. I tell them they'll get them when they have babies but if they try to find them n My hair they'll never be able to have them.

They're astonished at how I know what happened when I'm not around or how I give them advice and when they don't listen things happen like I tell them. They even wonder how I know who's talking 🤣

-mom of 6 year old twins 👬

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u/Poppyseedsky 1d ago

HAHAHA my twins are the same :') they think they are so quietly whispering and not making noise. But they talk louder than my deaf grandma and bags of snacks make noise.

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u/lilac_ravenX 22h ago

Lmaoooo 🤣🤣

Enjoy it girl.... they get big so fast ♥️

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u/TranslateErr0r 1d ago

This is so relatable ...

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u/drgigantor 1d ago

My mom always said the same thing, except she was always wrong, accusing me of shit i didn't do, and making wild assumptions with no basis in reality and punishing me anyway because she thought it was necessary to keep up the act like she had this bullshit omniscience. It was the first thing that clued me in how full of shit she really was. The ability to admit she was wrong, didn't know something, and apologize would have gone a lot further in maintaining my respect than pretending to be all-knowing when she so clearly wasn't.

I remember in first grade it almost led to child services being called because I told my teacher how my mom was always seeing things that weren't there, didn't happen, or that she was just imagining. That was an awkward parent-teacher conference.

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u/Da_Question 16h ago

I would imagine it might be hard to use her two limbs with her eyes closed though? They both have one leg and one arm.

Honestly one of the degrees should have been counted as audits rather than having to pay double tuition. I mean, Im sure they both decided it's better to both have degrees. But fuck the school for not making a special circumstance out of it.

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u/MrMosfetti 1d ago

tbh this is where calling the teacher four eyes is appropriate. kind of

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u/Limp-Wolverine-7141 1d ago

Accurate but definitely not appropriate

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u/GhettoGringo87 1d ago

We’ve got eyes on the front of both our heads…