r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/1amDepressed 1d ago

No, but they’re 5th grade teachers which is worse IMO https://people.com/where-are-abby-brittany-hensel-now-8768309

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u/Initial-Kangaroo-534 1d ago

Oh that seems like probably the hardest job to have with that particular condition. Imagine having to explain to a new group of 10-year-olds every year why you have a conjoined twin. And I’m sure there are kids who say not nice things about them.

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u/forgottenmyth 1d ago

They could screw with those kids so good with a good teacher/bad teacher routine

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u/Naive_Degree3463 1d ago

I know it's in bad taste, but one could pretend to be catatonic and only come alive when discipline needs to be met out.

They would be the most well-behaved 5th grade class in history

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u/Wooden_Top_4967 23h ago

holy shit that’s a hilarious idea

horrible, too, but

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u/PosterAnt 22h ago

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u/Imaginary_Dig_5014 21h ago

Love real monsters!

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u/steveatari 18h ago

AHHHHHHH

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u/Moist-Ad4760 18h ago

Me too! Too bad they're fake 😔

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u/Trick_Cranberry_1979 21h ago

OMG WHERE IS THIS FROM??? Like the gif

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u/helpmeimsaaad 21h ago

Real Monsters on Nickelodeon

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u/PanchoPanoch 19h ago

AHH!* Real Monsters

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u/DesperadoFL 15h ago

I had a science teacher in 5th grade who pretended to die of mercury poisoning because a kid broke a thermometer, complete with having a substitute coming in the next three days

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u/beykakua 19h ago

Terrible! Yes... But great...

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u/permanently_bored 23h ago

fake tears in eyes “David I’m begging you please stop talking before you wake up my sister again”

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u/TechNomad2021 17h ago

I don't want to go back to the dark place!

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u/beegtuna 15h ago

Both heads:

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u/DustWarden 23h ago

Bonus points if the "discipline teacher" wears blood-red contact lenses

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u/Robyn990 21h ago

That's amazing lol

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u/Gooberocity 22h ago

Imagine being in class trying to sneakily do something to make a friend laugh, and while you're midway through your class clown routine, you start to feel like something is watching you.

You slowly turn around, sweating, heart racing, and lock eyes with the most menacing glare imaginable. Thousands of years of pain and suffering fill your mind as you watch the head slowly begin to lift off the shoulder. Through the silence, you hear the AC unit humming in the ceiling. Then, the automated shades click on, and the blackout fabric slowly begins their descent down the window. Taking away not only the sunlight but any remaining sense of hope as well.

She then effortlessly rises from her chair without breaking her unwavering focus solely on you. You witness a second of her legs and arms beginning to twist and twitch as she leaps up over her desk. Before she can land, the lights in the room shut off, leaving only the faint red glow on the emergency exit sign. The temperature begins to drop rapidly, and you frantically reach out into the dark void, looking for a classmate to save you.

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u/AgentYokai0 20h ago

Looks like the kinda stuff my friend and I used to write about the math teacher.

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u/steveatari 18h ago

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u/L0stC4t 17h ago

I hate it when I’m reminded that I have no original thoughts.

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u/steveatari 16h ago

It's all good mate, shared experiences and similar minded is all. Just found a brotha from anotha motha ;)

Happy cake day btw bruv!

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u/Serious_Internet6478 16h ago

Meatcanyon ahh reddit comment

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u/Naive_Degree3463 11h ago

Long live Papa Meat

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u/bplturner 22h ago

Oh no… you’re going to wake up Abby!… please behave! OH NO SHES AWAKE!!! And hungry for fleshhhhnh

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u/NO-MAD-CLAD 23h ago

Head on the left snarling into consciousness

"TIMMY! Open your MMiiiiiinD"

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u/Ramjobe 22h ago

This shit made me laugh so hard I nearly passed out

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u/Revolutionary_Ad9234 21h ago

To hell you go, no questions..just go

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u/MaushiLover 22h ago

Ok I was the shittiest fucking kid and this would’ve put the fear of God in me

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u/MaushiLover 9h ago

So true

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u/ThickFurball367 22h ago

That's more than just being in "bad taste". That's pure evil and I'm all for it 😂😂😂

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u/motrainbrain 22h ago

Omg lol.

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u/Fatfilthybastard 22h ago

“Children, for the last time.. we don’t want to wake Angry Abby, do we?”

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u/NPBoss18 22h ago

Holy hell…. That’s amazing!

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u/justlovespeacocks 22h ago

I'm just waking up, doom scrolling reddit.. this made me laugh so hard, I don't think I need coffee now.

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u/__TyroneShoelaces__ 22h ago

Dude, it's 7 in the morning, and I laughed harder than I have in a while. Thank you.

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u/Leather-Ball864 22h ago

Jekyll and Hyde

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u/Manifest82 22h ago

"one more time and I wake Brittany" lol

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u/NewBid3235 21h ago

I get ya, with a white sheet over the face and long loud groan upon activation slowly rising up get all Old Testament on them... Glorious

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u/Bardmedicine 21h ago

God damn... That might be the most metal thing I've read in months.

No more free awards, but...

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u/Setsuna00XN 21h ago

Whoa!✋ Easy there, Satan.😁😈

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u/Interloper9000 21h ago

Jesus Christ. Thats amazing. Can we be friends?

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u/HughMungus77 21h ago

One teaches truth and the other only lies

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u/Welby1220 21h ago

There's my "I'm going Hell for laughing at this" for the day, lmao

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u/No-8008132here 20h ago

"Shhhhhhh... don't waaaaake her uuuuuup"

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u/VishieMagic 20h ago

Holy shit dude you just found a line between someone with a condition and literally a demon this is hilariously dark

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u/SuspiciousPain1637 20h ago

Yes I am all for traumatizing children into good behavior.

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 19h ago

Quiet down children you dont want to wake the demon do you

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u/Leviathan369 19h ago

that’s demonic but amazing

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u/djramrod 19h ago

That’s fucking terrifying lmao

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u/NothingToKnowOne 19h ago

So you're suggesting she become Zaphod Beeblebrox on those kids?! Lmao

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u/-CgiBinLaden- 19h ago

"You won't like it when Brittany wakes up will you?"

"No, Ms. Ettin."

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u/traumatized90skid 18h ago

"oh no you upset the evil head" 😯😳

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u/kakka_rot 18h ago

Most well behaved class ever

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u/stillnotelf 17h ago

I laughed uncontrollably for 20 seconds at this. I guess I taste bad

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u/Ok_Comfortable589 17h ago

Free nap time!

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u/WesternKey2301 17h ago

I work with kids that age and I can tell you now that there are kids who would act up on purpose when they figured it out and believe me they would.

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u/ghandi3737 17h ago

I'm glad the upvote hit 666 when I voted.

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u/Alexandurrrrr 16h ago

Your comment reminded me of this movie. Basketcase.

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u/Wowplays 14h ago

Slow down Satan

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u/Previous_Avocado6778 14h ago

Alright I’m done complaining about my class for today lol

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u/Evening-Nebula-6762 14h ago

Used to have a teacher that used this same exact technique😭

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u/ebi_gwent 13h ago

I'm ready for the sequel.

In all seriousness though that's a tough lot. Hope they're doing well.

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u/Alarmed-Goose-4483 13h ago

Jesus Bro this is some Voldemort, back-of-the-head face type shit.

That class will be disciplined, yes, traumatized. WOW. lmao.

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u/Advanced-Team2357 12h ago

You've just created the next big Netflix hit

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u/Airport_Wendys 6h ago

Omg, when they get old and “fed up with them damn kids” they should go rogue and start doing stuff like that to the students. It would be awesome

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u/DeservedlySo 6h ago

What the actual fuck

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u/Techman659 2h ago

Ye like why have you summoned me sister?! Which child am I taking today?