r/SipsTea • u/Bigb5wm • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/viggicat531 1d ago

I sure hope they are not working for that same college....

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u/1amDepressed 1d ago

No, but they’re 5th grade teachers which is worse IMO https://people.com/where-are-abby-brittany-hensel-now-8768309

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u/Initial-Kangaroo-534 1d ago

Oh that seems like probably the hardest job to have with that particular condition. Imagine having to explain to a new group of 10-year-olds every year why you have a conjoined twin. And I’m sure there are kids who say not nice things about them.

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u/forgottenmyth 1d ago

They could screw with those kids so good with a good teacher/bad teacher routine

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u/Naive_Degree3463 1d ago

I know it's in bad taste, but one could pretend to be catatonic and only come alive when discipline needs to be met out.

They would be the most well-behaved 5th grade class in history

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u/Wooden_Top_4967 1d ago

holy shit that’s a hilarious idea

horrible, too, but

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u/PosterAnt 1d ago

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u/Imaginary_Dig_5014 1d ago

Love real monsters!

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u/steveatari 1d ago

AHHHHHHH

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u/Moist-Ad4760 1d ago

Me too! Too bad they're fake 😔

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u/Trick_Cranberry_1979 1d ago

OMG WHERE IS THIS FROM??? Like the gif

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u/helpmeimsaaad 1d ago

Real Monsters on Nickelodeon

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u/PanchoPanoch 1d ago

AHH!* Real Monsters

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u/Trick_Cranberry_1979 1d ago

THANK YOUUUUU

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u/DesperadoFL 1d ago

I had a science teacher in 5th grade who pretended to die of mercury poisoning because a kid broke a thermometer, complete with having a substitute coming in the next three days

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u/beykakua 1d ago

Terrible! Yes... But great...

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u/permanently_bored 1d ago

fake tears in eyes “David I’m begging you please stop talking before you wake up my sister again”

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u/TechNomad2021 1d ago

I don't want to go back to the dark place!

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u/beegtuna 1d ago

Both heads:

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u/amscraylane 7h ago

Literally laughed out loud …

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u/DustWarden 1d ago

Bonus points if the "discipline teacher" wears blood-red contact lenses

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u/Robyn990 1d ago

That's amazing lol

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u/Gooberocity 1d ago

Imagine being in class trying to sneakily do something to make a friend laugh, and while you're midway through your class clown routine, you start to feel like something is watching you.

You slowly turn around, sweating, heart racing, and lock eyes with the most menacing glare imaginable. Thousands of years of pain and suffering fill your mind as you watch the head slowly begin to lift off the shoulder. Through the silence, you hear the AC unit humming in the ceiling. Then, the automated shades click on, and the blackout fabric slowly begins their descent down the window. Taking away not only the sunlight but any remaining sense of hope as well.

She then effortlessly rises from her chair without breaking her unwavering focus solely on you. You witness a second of her legs and arms beginning to twist and twitch as she leaps up over her desk. Before she can land, the lights in the room shut off, leaving only the faint red glow on the emergency exit sign. The temperature begins to drop rapidly, and you frantically reach out into the dark void, looking for a classmate to save you.

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u/AgentYokai0 1d ago

Looks like the kinda stuff my friend and I used to write about the math teacher.

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u/steveatari 1d ago

SHIA LEBEOUF!

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u/L0stC4t 1d ago

I hate it when I’m reminded that I have no original thoughts.

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u/steveatari 1d ago

It's all good mate, shared experiences and similar minded is all. Just found a brotha from anotha motha ;)

Happy cake day btw bruv!

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u/Serious_Internet6478 1d ago

Meatcanyon ahh reddit comment

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u/Naive_Degree3463 1d ago

Long live Papa Meat

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u/bplturner 1d ago

Oh no… you’re going to wake up Abby!… please behave! OH NO SHES AWAKE!!! And hungry for fleshhhhnh

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u/NO-MAD-CLAD 1d ago

Head on the left snarling into consciousness

"TIMMY! Open your MMiiiiiinD"

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u/Ramjobe 1d ago

This shit made me laugh so hard I nearly passed out

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u/Revolutionary_Ad9234 1d ago

To hell you go, no questions..just go

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u/MaushiLover 1d ago

Ok I was the shittiest fucking kid and this would’ve put the fear of God in me

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u/ThickFurball367 1d ago

That's more than just being in "bad taste". That's pure evil and I'm all for it 😂😂😂

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u/motrainbrain 1d ago

Omg lol.

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u/Fatfilthybastard 1d ago

“Children, for the last time.. we don’t want to wake Angry Abby, do we?”

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u/NPBoss18 1d ago

Holy hell…. That’s amazing!

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u/justlovespeacocks 1d ago

I'm just waking up, doom scrolling reddit.. this made me laugh so hard, I don't think I need coffee now.

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u/__TyroneShoelaces__ 1d ago

Dude, it's 7 in the morning, and I laughed harder than I have in a while. Thank you.

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u/Leather-Ball864 1d ago

Jekyll and Hyde

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u/Manifest82 1d ago

"one more time and I wake Brittany" lol

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u/NewBid3235 1d ago

I get ya, with a white sheet over the face and long loud groan upon activation slowly rising up get all Old Testament on them... Glorious

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u/Bardmedicine 1d ago

God damn... That might be the most metal thing I've read in months.

No more free awards, but...

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u/Setsuna00XN 1d ago

Whoa!✋ Easy there, Satan.😁😈

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u/Interloper9000 1d ago

Jesus Christ. Thats amazing. Can we be friends?

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u/HughMungus77 1d ago

One teaches truth and the other only lies

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u/Welby1220 1d ago

There's my "I'm going Hell for laughing at this" for the day, lmao

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u/No-8008132here 1d ago

"Shhhhhhh... don't waaaaake her uuuuuup"

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u/VishieMagic 1d ago

Holy shit dude you just found a line between someone with a condition and literally a demon this is hilariously dark

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u/SuspiciousPain1637 1d ago

Yes I am all for traumatizing children into good behavior.

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 1d ago

Quiet down children you dont want to wake the demon do you

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u/Leviathan369 1d ago

that’s demonic but amazing

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u/djramrod 1d ago

That’s fucking terrifying lmao

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u/NothingToKnowOne 1d ago

So you're suggesting she become Zaphod Beeblebrox on those kids?! Lmao

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u/-CgiBinLaden- 1d ago

"You won't like it when Brittany wakes up will you?"

"No, Ms. Ettin."

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u/traumatized90skid 1d ago

"oh no you upset the evil head" 😯😳

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u/kakka_rot 1d ago

Most well behaved class ever

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u/stillnotelf 1d ago

I laughed uncontrollably for 20 seconds at this. I guess I taste bad

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u/Ok_Comfortable589 1d ago

Free nap time!

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u/WesternKey2301 1d ago

I work with kids that age and I can tell you now that there are kids who would act up on purpose when they figured it out and believe me they would.

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u/ghandi3737 1d ago

I'm glad the upvote hit 666 when I voted.

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u/Alexandurrrrr 1d ago

Your comment reminded me of this movie. Basketcase.

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u/Wowplays 1d ago

Slow down Satan

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u/Previous_Avocado6778 1d ago

Alright I’m done complaining about my class for today lol

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u/Evening-Nebula-6762 1d ago

Used to have a teacher that used this same exact technique😭

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u/ebi_gwent 1d ago

I'm ready for the sequel.

In all seriousness though that's a tough lot. Hope they're doing well.

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u/Alarmed-Goose-4483 1d ago

Jesus Bro this is some Voldemort, back-of-the-head face type shit.

That class will be disciplined, yes, traumatized. WOW. lmao.

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u/Advanced-Team2357 1d ago

You've just created the next big Netflix hit

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u/Airport_Wendys 18h ago

Omg, when they get old and “fed up with them damn kids” they should go rogue and start doing stuff like that to the students. It would be awesome

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u/DeservedlySo 18h ago

What the actual fuck

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u/Techman659 14h ago

Ye like why have you summoned me sister?! Which child am I taking today?

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u/Squall9126 5h ago

Satan is that you?

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u/SwingingTweak 2h ago

I mean ay if theyre only getting paid one persons salary, one could be doing whatever tf they want that day… within reason obviously cause of limitations. But they could legit take turns