r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/sheepdog1973 1d ago

And one of them is married? WTF? I really really need to know how sexy time happens.

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u/xJujuBear 1d ago edited 5h ago

I remember seeing an interview, and she said that when it's sexy time, she will put in headphones and watch a movie on her phone or something. That must be laser focus.

Edit: The internet got one over on me. It was something I read a while back that was clearly false. I've seemed to have angered some people. May you find in your hearts to forgive me.

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u/Iorcrath 1d ago

do they have 2 vaginas or do the nerves just only go to one head? to both at the same time? could they do a "one head lies, one head says the truth" bit where its like "that tongue feels good, keep going" "that tongue feels bad, go harder" lol.

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u/Lycelyce 1d ago

According to wiki, they only have 1 set of reproductive organs

The sense of touch of each is restricted to her body half; this shades off at the midsagittal plane, so that there is a small amount of overlap at the midline.

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u/Iorcrath 1d ago

so if the guy is married to the one on his right, he has to hold his dick to the right side so that the left doesnt feel it as much?

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u/MountainWish40 1d ago

quite technical sex would be i guess.