r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/JF-San 1d ago

Maybe the reasoning was this...?

They have two brains so they're two students learning.

They have one body so it's just one working

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u/ThtPhatCat 1d ago

That’s pretty much it. They’re legally two people and can get certified for things independently. They both have a driver’s license for example. However, as teachers they can only teach one class at a time. It’s all just the nature of their problem. Though I will say it seems like the college probably could have worked with them a little bit given their unique situation.

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u/EvilRick_C-420 1d ago

With them legally being two people, what would happen if one commits like wire fraud or something. You can't send the innocent one to jail too.

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

Easy fix. You build them a house connected to the prison by a single wall with a hole in the middle. One stays in the cell, the other one gets to stay home. With slightly limited mobility.