r/SipsTea 2d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/JF-San 2d ago

Maybe the reasoning was this...?

They have two brains so they're two students learning.

They have one body so it's just one working

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u/ThtPhatCat 2d ago

That’s pretty much it. They’re legally two people and can get certified for things independently. They both have a driver’s license for example. However, as teachers they can only teach one class at a time. It’s all just the nature of their problem. Though I will say it seems like the college probably could have worked with them a little bit given their unique situation.

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u/poop-machines 2d ago

To be fair, they only have one body to feed and one house to rent.

They also have the benefit of having two husbands living with them, sleeping either side of them iirc.

So it's like four people to one house. Three salaries. If anything it's a benefit.

It's also one airline seat I'd imagine?

Actually I don't know, maybe two. But they take up one seat. If they make obese people pay for two seats, surely these should pay for one? But I don't know, they're two people. Hmm. Maybe just cover the second head with a hood or bag and fly as one.

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u/thatswhyshe 2d ago

They only have one husband. Actually only Abby is married to Joshua.

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u/poop-machines 2d ago

Oh wow she's kind of screwing her sister, it's going to be much harder for her to find a husband now. Not purposely ofc.

For some reason I have a false memory of them having two husbands. Maybe it's a different TLC show about two sets of twins dating I'm thinking of or something.

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u/AcherontiaPhlegethon 2d ago

I won't pretend to know their situation, but given laws on polygamy I reckon it's likely they're both with the same guy but only one can be publically/legally married to him.

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u/Heroic_Accountant 2d ago

That's what I gathered, as well; that they are both with him, and that he loves them both, too, but could legally only marry one - I suspect they chose alphabetically, (but I have no proof of that). Regardless, they all seem happy together, so I am happy for them :)

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u/lGipsyDanger 2d ago

Really sucks for the other sister tho, if that really is the situation (I also think it is) they can't talk about it at ALL. That's gotta be difficult

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u/Mindless-Capital243 2d ago

My unhinged plan to make polygamy legal is that you can marry a person but they don't have to marry you back. Instead, they marry a third person, and that third person marries you. Only completed loops are allowed for power balancing. Probably wouldn't work here tho since they're siblings