r/SipsTea • u/Bigb5wm • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/sheepdog1973 1d ago

And one of them is married? WTF? I really really need to know how sexy time happens.

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u/xJujuBear 1d ago edited 18h ago

I remember seeing an interview, and she said that when it's sexy time, she will put in headphones and watch a movie on her phone or something. That must be laser focus.

Edit: The internet got one over on me. It was something I read a while back that was clearly false. I've seemed to have angered some people. May you find in your hearts to forgive me.

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u/IHateTheLetterF 1d ago

You didn't 'see an interview' because that whole thing was made up by someone else. Stop lying on the internet, and stop spreading rumors that aren't true.

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u/Guy_Dude_From_CO 1d ago

Wait now I'm confused. Were we lying about the marriage part or the single vagina part? Once and for all, how many pussies does this thing have?!