r/SipsTea • u/Bigb5wm • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/sheepdog1973 1d ago

And one of them is married? WTF? I really really need to know how sexy time happens.

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u/xJujuBear 1d ago edited 5h ago

I remember seeing an interview, and she said that when it's sexy time, she will put in headphones and watch a movie on her phone or something. That must be laser focus.

Edit: The internet got one over on me. It was something I read a while back that was clearly false. I've seemed to have angered some people. May you find in your hearts to forgive me.

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u/FoulLittleFucker 1d ago

Getting vigorously (or unvigorously) banged in your vagina tends to make it harder to focus on the movie though. It's like trying to watch a porn movie for the plot, except you're somehow the lead star.

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 1d ago

I was going to ask questions but then I saw your name and I'll just take your word for it.