r/SipsTea • u/Bigb5wm • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/1amDepressed 1d ago

No, but they’re 5th grade teachers which is worse IMO https://people.com/where-are-abby-brittany-hensel-now-8768309

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u/Initial-Kangaroo-534 1d ago

Oh that seems like probably the hardest job to have with that particular condition. Imagine having to explain to a new group of 10-year-olds every year why you have a conjoined twin. And I’m sure there are kids who say not nice things about them.

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u/forgottenmyth 1d ago

They could screw with those kids so good with a good teacher/bad teacher routine

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u/slashinhobo1 1d ago

It would be a lot harder to do things behind their back if they turn around to write something.

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u/GhettoGringo87 1d ago

But does the one not getting paid work? Or does she instigate the kids and sabotage her sister? Imagine what it’s like when they get in a fight…like I wonder who’s got more control of the legs…

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u/CallsignKook 1d ago

They each control their half. There’s in depth documentaries about their lifestyle and anatomy. One of them is also married

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u/Hot-Nothing-9083 1d ago

Ok, I'll be the one to go to hell for asking what everyone else is wondering, which one feels it?

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u/axelofthekey 1d ago

I think they share sensation in general, and they only have one set of reproductive organs, so...Yeah.

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u/Straddle13 1d ago

So if the one that isn't married doesn't like the guy... Is she just getting raped every time?

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u/Shed_Some_Skin 1d ago

I believe from what they've said, having been that way all their life and having quite a bit of practice how to handle being two people sharing a body, the uninvolved party can just sort of... Ignore it? Disassociate

I don't believe anything is happening non consensually. They are pretty much by definition the two closest human beings on the planet and they have spent their entire life navigating their situation. I can't imagine anyone is doing anything without the consent of all parties involved

How they specifically deal with that is nobody's business but theirs, unless they decide they want to talk about it

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u/wehavepi31415 23h ago

They’re midwesterners. They will figure out the world’s most passive aggressive way to tell you you are boorish for asking.

Never cross a midwesterner- Minnesota nice hides a lot of anger.

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u/ralphvonwauwau 1d ago

They really have to decide by consensus. They each have a veto power after all.

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u/Straddle13 1d ago

I mean sure.. But once you're married.. If the two married are feeling it and you're not .. consent is a going concern.

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u/SoloMarko 1d ago

The double blow jobs are now off the table. Abbey will now take up Mongolian throat singing practice at that time.

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u/VillainousMasked 1d ago

Questionable, but not a problem in this case. While only one of them is married, that's purely on paper and they're in a poly relationship involving them and the one guy, just only one of them can be officially married to him since they're legally two separate people and you cant be married to multiple people.

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u/twentyfifthbaam22 1d ago

Legally two separate people with one paycheck

Interesting

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u/VillainousMasked 1d ago

Funny how that works, right?

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u/LucifersWhore9 1d ago

This is a great question. This would disgust me so much. I wouldn’t be able to have sex or do anything intimate of that sort.

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u/PeaceCertain2929 1d ago

Username doesn’t check out

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u/LucifersWhore9 1d ago

If i was a conjoined twin I definitely wouldn’t be Lucifer’s whore I’d find another job. Probably at an office or something.

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u/PeaceCertain2929 1d ago

Lucifers Receptionist

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u/chillthrowaways 1d ago

Assistant dark lord

No

Assistant to the dark lord

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u/NYDilEmma 1d ago

I don’t know…that kinda feels like the sort of thing he would be into, but maybe he is more for the classics.

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u/LucifersWhore9 1d ago

Oh for sure but I wouldn’t be the one to support that fantasy LMAO

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u/NYDilEmma 1d ago

He doesn't seem like an entity who is big on consent, but maybe that is just an unfair characterization by his detractors.

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u/Mister_Rogers69 1d ago

Imagine your wife is in the mood but her sister has a headache

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u/not_hestia 1d ago

You do know a marriage isn't what grants consent, right? The conversations around what is acceptable for everyone involved are going to be more complex, but "make sure everyone involved is comfortable with what's happening" is still the biggest concern.

If you share a body with someone the boundaries are going to look different by necessity, but if they figured out something that works for them, that's all that matters.