r/SipsTea • u/Bigb5wm • 2d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/Initial-Kangaroo-534 2d ago

Oh that seems like probably the hardest job to have with that particular condition. Imagine having to explain to a new group of 10-year-olds every year why you have a conjoined twin. And I’m sure there are kids who say not nice things about them.

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u/forgottenmyth 2d ago

They could screw with those kids so good with a good teacher/bad teacher routine

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u/slashinhobo1 2d ago

It would be a lot harder to do things behind their back if they turn around to write something.

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u/GhettoGringo87 2d ago

But does the one not getting paid work? Or does she instigate the kids and sabotage her sister? Imagine what it’s like when they get in a fight…like I wonder who’s got more control of the legs…

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u/CallsignKook 2d ago

They each control their half. There’s in depth documentaries about their lifestyle and anatomy. One of them is also married

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u/Hot-Nothing-9083 2d ago

Ok, I'll be the one to go to hell for asking what everyone else is wondering, which one feels it?

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u/axelofthekey 2d ago

I think they share sensation in general, and they only have one set of reproductive organs, so...Yeah.

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u/Straddle13 2d ago

So if the one that isn't married doesn't like the guy... Is she just getting raped every time?

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u/LucifersWhore9 2d ago

This is a great question. This would disgust me so much. I wouldn’t be able to have sex or do anything intimate of that sort.

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u/PeaceCertain2929 2d ago

Username doesn’t check out

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u/LucifersWhore9 2d ago

If i was a conjoined twin I definitely wouldn’t be Lucifer’s whore I’d find another job. Probably at an office or something.

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u/PeaceCertain2929 2d ago

Lucifers Receptionist

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u/chillthrowaways 2d ago

Assistant dark lord

No

Assistant to the dark lord

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u/NYDilEmma 2d ago

I don’t know…that kinda feels like the sort of thing he would be into, but maybe he is more for the classics.

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u/LucifersWhore9 2d ago

Oh for sure but I wouldn’t be the one to support that fantasy LMAO

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u/NYDilEmma 2d ago

He doesn't seem like an entity who is big on consent, but maybe that is just an unfair characterization by his detractors.

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