r/SipsTea 2d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/Initial-Kangaroo-534 2d ago

Oh that seems like probably the hardest job to have with that particular condition. Imagine having to explain to a new group of 10-year-olds every year why you have a conjoined twin. And I’m sure there are kids who say not nice things about them.

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u/forgottenmyth 2d ago

They could screw with those kids so good with a good teacher/bad teacher routine

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u/slashinhobo1 2d ago

It would be a lot harder to do things behind their back if they turn around to write something.

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u/GhettoGringo87 2d ago

But does the one not getting paid work? Or does she instigate the kids and sabotage her sister? Imagine what it’s like when they get in a fight…like I wonder who’s got more control of the legs…

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u/CallsignKook 2d ago

They each control their half. There’s in depth documentaries about their lifestyle and anatomy. One of them is also married

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u/Hot-Nothing-9083 2d ago

Ok, I'll be the one to go to hell for asking what everyone else is wondering, which one feels it?

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u/axelofthekey 2d ago

I think they share sensation in general, and they only have one set of reproductive organs, so...Yeah.

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u/Straddle13 2d ago

So if the one that isn't married doesn't like the guy... Is she just getting raped every time?

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u/Shed_Some_Skin 2d ago

I believe from what they've said, having been that way all their life and having quite a bit of practice how to handle being two people sharing a body, the uninvolved party can just sort of... Ignore it? Disassociate

I don't believe anything is happening non consensually. They are pretty much by definition the two closest human beings on the planet and they have spent their entire life navigating their situation. I can't imagine anyone is doing anything without the consent of all parties involved

How they specifically deal with that is nobody's business but theirs, unless they decide they want to talk about it

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u/wehavepi31415 1d ago

They’re midwesterners. They will figure out the world’s most passive aggressive way to tell you you are boorish for asking.

Never cross a midwesterner- Minnesota nice hides a lot of anger.