r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/viggicat531 1d ago

I sure hope they are not working for that same college....

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u/1amDepressed 1d ago

No, but they’re 5th grade teachers which is worse IMO https://people.com/where-are-abby-brittany-hensel-now-8768309

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u/Initial-Kangaroo-534 1d ago

Oh that seems like probably the hardest job to have with that particular condition. Imagine having to explain to a new group of 10-year-olds every year why you have a conjoined twin. And I’m sure there are kids who say not nice things about them.

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u/forgottenmyth 1d ago

They could screw with those kids so good with a good teacher/bad teacher routine

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u/Naive_Degree3463 1d ago

I know it's in bad taste, but one could pretend to be catatonic and only come alive when discipline needs to be met out.

They would be the most well-behaved 5th grade class in history

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u/Gooberocity 1d ago

Imagine being in class trying to sneakily do something to make a friend laugh, and while you're midway through your class clown routine, you start to feel like something is watching you.

You slowly turn around, sweating, heart racing, and lock eyes with the most menacing glare imaginable. Thousands of years of pain and suffering fill your mind as you watch the head slowly begin to lift off the shoulder. Through the silence, you hear the AC unit humming in the ceiling. Then, the automated shades click on, and the blackout fabric slowly begins their descent down the window. Taking away not only the sunlight but any remaining sense of hope as well.

She then effortlessly rises from her chair without breaking her unwavering focus solely on you. You witness a second of her legs and arms beginning to twist and twitch as she leaps up over her desk. Before she can land, the lights in the room shut off, leaving only the faint red glow on the emergency exit sign. The temperature begins to drop rapidly, and you frantically reach out into the dark void, looking for a classmate to save you.

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u/AgentYokai0 1d ago

Looks like the kinda stuff my friend and I used to write about the math teacher.

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u/steveatari 1d ago

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u/L0stC4t 1d ago

I hate it when I’m reminded that I have no original thoughts.

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u/steveatari 1d ago

It's all good mate, shared experiences and similar minded is all. Just found a brotha from anotha motha ;)

Happy cake day btw bruv!

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u/Serious_Internet6478 1d ago

Meatcanyon ahh reddit comment

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u/Naive_Degree3463 1d ago

Long live Papa Meat