r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! College scammed them

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u/One_time_Dynamite 1d ago

I feel for them. I really do. I just couldn't imagine never being able to just be alone. Not even for just one single second. Everyone needs time alone sometimes.

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u/Virtual_Camel_9935 1d ago

I always wondered how they masturbate. Two brains one clit. Do they both need to be horny? Who holds the phone while the other does the diddling? Do they both finish at the same time? I have so many questions.

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u/TheFinalGranny 1d ago

The phone? Oh. For porn I guess?