r/StartledCats • u/makeliketome • Dec 19 '24

Don’t touch me!

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u/AbsoluteDarkness Dec 19 '24

Now you know. If your cat ever does this...you may be pregnant.

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u/Cynical-Potato Dec 19 '24

Or been blessed with the gift of telekinesis.

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u/DeadMan95iko Dec 19 '24

TeleCATnesis..

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u/PenguinDeluxe Dec 19 '24

Me, a 32 year old male who has a cat who does this: 😳

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Dec 19 '24

Congrats bud!

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u/CrazyCampPRO Dec 21 '24

It's a! Beer?

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Dec 19 '24

"Am I... Gregnant?"

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u/viperfangs92 Dec 19 '24

When are you due? Baby Shower!!!!!

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u/AnAverageTransGirl Dec 21 '24

testicular cancer 😔