r/StartledCats Mar 04 '25

Not just cats

16.9k Upvotes

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1.2k

u/adaniel4176 Mar 04 '25

I’d probably jump too if what looked like a baby dinosaur snuck up behind me πŸ˜†

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u/francesjandrews Mar 04 '25

That jump had commitment lol

71

u/El_Zarco Mar 04 '25

He said GYAH

51

u/TorsoPanties Mar 04 '25

"ITS AN EMU!"

20

u/bluehints Mar 05 '25

well technically it is a baby dinosaur. birds are dinosaurs

16

u/FandomTrashForLife Mar 05 '25

I mean it is literally a baby dinosaur lol, the cat is right to be worried

7

u/MeGaNuRa_CeSaR Mar 05 '25

I'd probably jump too if what looked like a tiger jumped in front of me

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u/BTBAM797 Mar 04 '25

That cartoonish scramble away gets me. I'm imagining looney tune sound effects.

51

u/RaoulDukesGroupie Mar 04 '25

Me too! The way he leans into the turn is killing me haha

29

u/ABoringAlt Mar 04 '25

WOOP! Wup-woop-woop-woop!

1

u/Electrical_Grass_96 26d ago

I always do every time my cats have done this. Sound effect comes along with itΒ 

317

u/RandomGermanGuy81 Mar 04 '25

"Emmanuel don't do it!" Origin Story

59

u/EM05L1C3 Mar 04 '25

β€œDon’t choose violence”

15

u/Jmnx221 Mar 04 '25

🀣

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u/SilentColoredHeart Mar 04 '25

we're all cute and confused here .*

19

u/fondledbydolphins Mar 04 '25

Me, every damn day.

1

u/Icy-Seaworthiness724 28d ago

Your username and picture are very concerning. Are you all right /j

184

u/Sk1rm1sh Mar 04 '25

Is that a fucking emu?! 😰

22

u/JanisVanish Mar 04 '25

Came here to ask that question too!

3

u/captainsnacks11 27d ago

It's just an Emu

3

u/wolfgang784 28d ago

Gonna grow up with a taste for cats =o

52

u/lowkey_dingus Mar 04 '25

Wrong beans, little one.

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u/bumpygirl Mar 04 '25

He was shocked that the cat was shocked πŸ˜†

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u/kcchiefscooper Mar 05 '25

this needs cartoon stick arms drawn on, flailing around and the looney tunes running sound put on it. that emu run kills me

10

u/DWN032 Mar 04 '25

Startled Birbsβ„’

10

u/LosSpamFighters Mar 04 '25

I'd love to hear pattering...

8

u/RedFoxBlueSocks Mar 05 '25

Would you like an insurance quote?

Noooooooo!

6

u/Ember21 Mar 04 '25

more please!!!

5

u/felis_fatus Mar 05 '25

Birb wanted to eat the beans 😹

9

u/Eksagnem Mar 04 '25

This video is so surreal that I through it was generated by AI. This is pure comedy

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

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u/Theron3206 Mar 04 '25

Baby emu by the look of it. Not exactly a good pet.

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u/Anonymous_user_2022 Mar 04 '25

My curiosity got the better of me, and I must have posted an update with the same conclusion right about the same time as your answer.

And I agree that a chick emu might be cute, but when it grows up, it's going to be a difficult pet.

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u/LadySilvie Mar 04 '25

A lot of people keep them as livestock and they are surprisingly adaptive, they just start them indoors if it is cold outside, they need medical treatment, or they didn't have any clutch mates.

There are several farms in my area with them, and I was shocked once when the people I picked up my chickens from were like "oh BTW, want to hug my emu??"

10

u/Theron3206 Mar 04 '25

It starts fine, but once they hit about 3 years old (IIRC) they start to become a lot less friendly (sexual maturity). Or a lot more friendly if you have hand reared one, then they get aggressive and frustrated because they think you're their mate and you won't put out.

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u/EdwardFoxhole Mar 04 '25

I knew a dude with a handful of them, but they we're not friendly. he did give us a hollowed out egg to take home.

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u/CuackDuck 29d ago

Reminder that emus won a war

5

u/PaperStasia Mar 04 '25

Cat thinking: man, i paid way to much for that cat nip. aint nothin happening.

bird: hey cat! what ya doin?

cat: taking a bath.

cat: ... ... what the fuck! that's some strong cat nip. not only do i see things, but they talk back to me.

bird: ? what was that about?

1

u/Gaggamaggot Mar 05 '25

They're so cute when they're little.

1

u/Lucky-Somewhere-1013 29d ago

It’s Gary, the baby emu!!

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u/Repulsive-Image-8174 29d ago

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u/lesliecliff12 29d ago

the cat was shocked πŸ˜†

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u/No-Basis-1161 29d ago

Need audio please

1

u/twiggydan 29d ago

β€˜Poor little road runner never bothered anyone’

1

u/C_N_G_J 28d ago

He was trying to reach out to the cat about his cars extended warranty

1

u/Revolutionary-Yam873 27d ago

It’s Lemu

1

u/Vizth 26d ago

If only emus stayed that size.

1

u/euforiaaltasi 26d ago

Are you scared of me, cat?

I'm running away too because you're the ugly one.

1

u/Man_in_the_uk 21d ago

Were they not housemates then?