r/StartledCats • u/makeliketome • 19d ago

Stopping the meatslaps before they happen

7.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Jigglyandfullofjuice 19d ago

is it just me or was that the intro to Tutti Frutti?

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u/cantwejustplaynice 19d ago

A whop bam boom.

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u/Drink-my-koolaid 18d ago

We go together like rama lama lama a dingity dingy dong :)

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u/doyletyree 19d ago

Live version.

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u/doyletyree 19d ago

They just look so damn silly without their pajamas.

Like that one who’s facing the camera: it’s like being menaced by a tiny little elderly man.

Who’s dressed in a scrotum.

I just can’t take you seriously when you look at me like that.

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u/DevilsDarkornot 19d ago

Meatslaps

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u/NoDogsNoMausters 18d ago

The little rat tail curling around is sending me

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u/Ish810 17d ago

Dressed in a scrotum 😂😂😂💀💀💀

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u/doyletyree 17d ago

Channeling Ze Frank :-)

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u/I_wash_my_carpet 19d ago

I've never laughed while terrified before. Neat cats, but they spark some kind of primal fear in my soul

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u/Geno_Warlord 19d ago

So you fear ball sacks with claws and teeth?

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u/ThatCommunication423 19d ago

Everytime I take a piss

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u/EmpathLessTraveled 19d ago

I was honestly hoping to hear some meat slaps :(

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u/Infamous_Night6433 19d ago

I fear for your DMs…

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u/I-RateBoobies 14d ago

Just google “meat slaps” I’m sure you can find a lot

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u/seeker46n2 19d ago

The closest cat gave a look like: WTF lady?!?? You think you are funny?

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u/lowkey_dingus 18d ago

You cha-ba-balooba'd before they could whamp-bam-boom

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u/HouseOfZenith 19d ago

Snap back to meowlity

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u/anadacragamakala 18d ago

oop there goes gravity

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u/obnoxiousdrunk77 19d ago

Fantastic jumps from both cats!

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u/Baman2099 18d ago

I wouldnt have the heart to stop that ham slappin, the sound is hilarious

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u/DanGTG 19d ago

Now they take turns shitting in your shoes.

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u/IaMtHel00phole 19d ago

Let the meat slaps commence!

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u/blac_sheep90 19d ago

Naked cats and bare feets. Daring post.

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u/BananaBitme 18d ago

“Meatslaps” 😭😭 AYYYOOOOOO

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u/dachloe 18d ago

Meatslaps. It's in my vocabulary now.

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u/meaton124 18d ago

Big meaty cats slapping meat

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u/NecessaryWeather4275 18d ago

You scared the shit out of me.

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u/DaniellaSweett 18d ago

Wasn’t expecting that to happen. You really got me as well 🤣

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u/Unhappy_Counter1278 18d ago

Haha meat slaps

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u/Asuntofantunatu 18d ago

Goddamit even I jumped.

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u/askthekeyboard 18d ago

Can I borrow you for a moment to achieve world peace?

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u/Kydra96 18d ago

That look the cat closest to the camera gave 🤣🤣 plan spoiled!

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u/InternationalBig7800 15d ago

Fightus Interruptus.

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u/iwantjusticeeee 15d ago

Dio and Jotaro