r/TIHI • u/KyberKodeXR • 15d ago

Thanks, I hate this creepy Alvin statue

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u/The-Fumbler 15d ago

Now to find a jar big enough

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u/maniacal_maker 15d ago

Why do I have to understand this..

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u/thebeardedbrony 15d ago

Just say neigh.

/]

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u/Grimm-Soul 15d ago

I thought you guys were extinct lol

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u/thebeardedbrony 15d ago

NNOPE! In fact, we're having a bit of a Renaissance as new YouTube reactors are exploring things that they missed. The Herd never dies!

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u/WonderfulChapter4421 15d ago

Why does Alvin look like he wants to do things to me that I don’t want

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u/Numericist 15d ago

Eyy squirl you wanna nibble deez?

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u/KyberKodeXR 15d ago

This is Alvin at the Diddy party

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u/red122063 15d ago

Either way, Alvin is getting his nut or nuts for dinner

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u/Dray_Gunn 15d ago

No he won't do anything. He just likes to watch.

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u/ArjJp 15d ago

I'm really bothered by his hands being in his pocket......

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u/TheAnonymousProxy 15d ago

That Alvin seems like it would have a rather deep voice instead.

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u/US3_ME_ 15d ago

What the fuck, what was that voice in my head? Can somebody pitch shift Alvin's voice for us real quick?_

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u/A_CA_TruckDriver 15d ago

It looks like it sells Tree

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u/deathmetalbanjo 15d ago

Damn, they want 500 quid for that thing?

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u/I_AM_THE_BIGFOOT 15d ago

We'll put him at the foot of your bed Jimmy. To WATCH OVER YOU.

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u/slhc 15d ago

Someone in my town has the identical Theodore

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u/ImDeadGuy 14d ago

same, they left it by the window until it got turned into a balloon store

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u/brickbaterang 15d ago

That spent a lot of time in a shop window

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u/FluffyPurpleBear 15d ago

I think the movie theater I used to work at had the same statue. Always creeped me out.

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u/thebeardedbrony 15d ago

Alvin in da Hood

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u/tmbgfan1234 15d ago

It was only sort of creepy until I saw that is it five feet tall. Now it is truly unsettling. Thanks, I hate it.

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u/SunBae-iDoll 15d ago

He looks like he is waiting you to look away to make a move on you

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u/XandaPanda42 15d ago

"Hey kid, you wanna buy my nightcore mixtape?"

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u/ChiefRedChild 15d ago

I thought it was the Alvin statue where he has huge nuts

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u/robertwild81 15d ago

Seems ok to me.

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u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 15d ago

It's fun because you can still see it when you close your eyes

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u/wallingfortian 15d ago

I suspect that part of it is because he's supposed to be a chipmunk but is colored like a squirrel. The hoodie & hat could use a touch up, too.

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u/baguhansalupa 15d ago

Sex offender alvin

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u/DopeAbsurdity 15d ago

He looks like he wants to sell you hard drugs or sexually assault you....or possibly sexually assault you after selling you hard drugs.

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u/variablename13 10d ago

They used to have one of these at my elementary school, along with a simon and theodore one. Holy shit it creeped me out.

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u/1W4KUR4 8d ago

Oh god it's the same height as me

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u/PeterMation 15d ago

He looks like fucking Conker

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u/Lenient-Hug 15d ago

THANK YOU!!!! I was wondering what he reminded me of

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u/plaguedoc07 2d ago

Eeyy caaabbrooon. Would you like to hit some pots? I got quatro of 'em in my pocket wey. Pero Mira, I wanna see the cash first, eh?

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u/Pseudocattt 1d ago

I know a game store nearby me that has a Simon statue.

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u/gojiro0 15d ago

You know "A" means, don't pretend

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u/Zomochi 14d ago

They come in a set (5ft Theodore and 5ft Simon), there’s gotta be multiple of these because idk how else it went from PA to somewhere in the UK. I saw these all separate in the same thrift shop, since I’ve seen them posed in an alleyway for a meme somewhere online and now here, it’s crazy how many times I’ve seen these statues I’m not even actively looking for them