r/TLCsisterwives • u/solemnpumpkin • 8d ago
Kody And on today's episode of "Things That Didn't Age Well"......
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u/reality_tv_addict_87 8d ago
He's such a dick. What is it that Robyn sees in him? How is it that 3 wives that were with him for so many years left and she thinks she got a prize???
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u/FlyingFig20 8d ago
Oh don't worry Kody - they aren't lonely for a parent. They have all Christine and Janelle, so they are more than good. Not to mention they also have David, so you can go back to your tiny little life and be miserable.
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u/Big_Cornbread 7d ago
That fucking face.
I just want to see him have to fight an ostrich.
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u/ArtisticEssay3097 6d ago
I would PAY to see that! 👍🤭😂💕
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u/Big_Cornbread 6d ago
You just know how ridiculous it would be. Feathers and squawking. Kody shrieking trying to get his self defense gloves on in time.
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u/Apprehensive-Sort616 4d ago
And that’s just from Kody 🤪 His feathers are falling out of his six packed abs and he squawking about the ostrich ruining his perfect bahdy! One must wonder what will happen when the emus show up.
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u/Evening_Yoghurt_1978 7d ago
Cody is such a creep 🙄
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u/ArtisticEssay3097 6d ago
That's far too kind a way to describe an asshole who not only stupidly married his greedy, demented mid-life crisis, but then he allowed HER to malign his loyal, devoted wives, and kids. This incredibly mind-numbingly cruel prick THEN gets OBSESSED with Preston's daughters and banished his own underage daughters!!
To top it all off, he's so jealous of his sons (because they have all accomplished by age 25, more than he ever will) that he demanded that Janelle kick them out of her home because " Once they're 18, they're adults!! They need to get out! ". Flash forward to now. Preston's 22 and 24 year old daughter aren't allowed to go to CHURCH without permission, and Preston's 25 - or 26 year old son isn't ALLOWED to leave, apparently, because he's living in the back yard in a trailer!! Outrageous.
Obviously, with Brianna (22) and Aurora (24), I knew how weird and uncomfortable THAT situation is. He's utterly obsessed with them, and they still baby talk to him while constantly sitting in his lap!! Ewww.
So, yeah. There are far more descriptors of Kody than creepy. Although, that's RIGHT up there!!
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u/Evening_Yoghurt_1978 6d ago
I am not allowed to call him the names I would like. I would be banned from reddit for life. I agree with everything you have said I wish TLC would take Cody and Sobyn off the show and just leave the ogs on .
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u/ArtisticEssay3097 6d ago
Right? Sometimes, I think that Kodouche has some serious dirt on someone at the network because we all despise him and Sobyn the Succubus! They truly contribute NOTHING to the show (or the world), yet TLC bends over backward to accommodate their idiotic bullshit.
They think we're all stupid. " Kody!! I know!! We'll just stand outside in a 2×2 area where production will shovel, of course!! As if I would ever break a sweat! PLEASE. Anyway, (as she runs her fingers through the spaghetti sprouting from his mostly bald head), you know the viewers will believe ANYTHING. (covers her mouth giggling) We're SUCH famous celebrities, and the world loves us and believes we actually ha...had game nigh........ (breaks into hysterical laughter that ACTUALLY produces tears!!) they are such idiots that they believe we have game night in the tiny little living room! They're way too stupid to figure out that we were faking the whole thing, AND that we faked it in the closet so no one can see how greedy we are by seeing all our expensive fake art on our walls that we bought with those fat, old, wives' money!"
I mean, they rehearse their scenes after the bitch tells the asshole what he thinks and why. Then she explains who's fault it all is and exactly how he feels about it, then they're good to go. TLC pretends it's normal for them to stand in a tiny shoveled square in FREEZING weather, and we're all supposed to pretend they hang out there for fun? When they have a giant WARM mansion 10 feet away? We're supposed to pretend it's normal that Sobyn just HAPPENED to call Meri and invite her over? And THEN, when Meri arrives as an INVITED GUEST, she has to sit outside shivering, with her teeth chattering until Sobyn FINALLY says " need a blanket?" FUCKING DUH.
I know that these occurred in separate seasons. I was just pointing out how long they've been pulling this bullshit. " NO one is allowed into the king and queens residence" because they're just so fucking SPECIAL.
I'm sorry! I got so heated at the way TLC babies and protects those hateful, greedy, lying, thieving wannabes, I tend to fly into a rant! They just make me sick. I swear, TL(C gets off on torturing us. Between this and 90 day world. Unfortunately, I'm addicted to both!! 😊❤️👍
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u/JingleKitty 8d ago
I wonder if back then he only said things like that to look good on camera, because how does he go from that to how he is now, and how he treated his kids during Covid.
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u/Latinachik15 8d ago
He really could have stopped at, "I don't want my children."🙄