r/TheOfficeUK • u/NoShortsDon • 1d ago

All of them......any.....

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23 Upvotes

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u/Outrageous_Giraffe43 1d ago

Four Americans probably. I’m just watching.

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u/TheLongWayHome52 1d ago

I'd like to hear more of u/Outrageous_Giraffe43's

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u/act167641 1d ago

"Give the dog a bone."

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u/TheLongWayHome52 1d ago

He's not Roy Walker, u/act167641

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u/TCristatus 1d ago

"I'd push the ginger out of the way, and I'd do the little one, the tall one and that one who was in Sharknado"

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u/Funny_Extension5337 1d ago

Knowing him, he'd probably end up with Stifler

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u/TCristatus 1d ago

u/Funny_Extension5337 - why don't you fuck off

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u/TankFoster 1d ago

Tara Reid, you old slag. It's The Stiffmeister General.

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u/geekroick 1d ago

How can I hate women? Stifler's mum's one.

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u/act167641 1d ago

... and there's a lot of truth in that. - Shit Brick

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u/Shoegazer83 1d ago

You're not looking at the whole pie, Jenny

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u/jamurp Put attractive, she’ll see me. 1d ago

Haven’t got time for the pie thing.

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u/deanomatronix 1d ago

Who else has seen this filth?

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u/Dreamsof_Beulah 1d ago

You couldn't score in a brothel...

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u/elegant_thief 1d ago

I can and I have

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u/HuaBiao21011980 1d ago

Wouldn't want to. Next.

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u/illsituation553 1d ago

Oh thats….

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u/Betongkeps 1d ago

Christ that’ll do

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u/Familiar-Adeptness25 1d ago

Women who work in movies are slappers.

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u/geoffs3310 5h ago

I'm not naming any names, I don't know any. But women. Are. Dirty

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u/Life_Activity_8195 1d ago

Might bloody well have to now

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u/act167641 1d ago

Women. Are. Dirty.

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u/act167641 1d ago

Now you do not punish someone, American or otherwise, for having big boobs.

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u/bradw11 1d ago

Do any of them like curry?

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u/Skylon77 1d ago

Women are dirty.

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u/Starscream-and-Hutch 1d ago

Jesus christ someone get these chicks like a thousand sandwiches.

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u/NoShortsDon 19h ago

Or if they want a nice pie....The Gardners.

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u/geoffs3310 5h ago

A bit of brie

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u/mouawad23 1d ago

What they need is a good shagging

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u/neutronbomb10 12h ago

Probably have to now, see ya later!

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u/Objective-Joke-8152 19h ago

I’ll tell you who does a good pie…

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u/BeggarsParade 1d ago

I prefer a flan.

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u/Rsb418 1d ago

3, 1, 2, 4

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u/NoShortsDon 1d ago

That's the quiz. That was the real quiz.

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u/North_Fortune_4851 1d ago

Not up the arse

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u/ElyDube 1d ago

You're right, but the right answer is Shannon Elizabeth, amazing beauty.

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u/ChairmanChunder 1d ago

Don’t get your Hampton Court!

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u/lechuckswrinklybutt 1d ago

Professionalism is…

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u/Badnewsbrowne316 23h ago

All for that, in the workplace

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u/Cloneinamillion 14h ago

And that one who plays violin!!

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u/Cloneinamillion 14h ago

Where's me pot noodle?...

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u/neutronbomb10 12h ago

Oí Brent, is that all you care about, chasing the Yankee punani

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u/magicalblast 1d ago

I'd do most nationalities.

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u/Gramswagon77 1d ago

Does that annoy you Steve?

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u/illsituation553 1d ago

Are you the bloke who shagged the apple pie?

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u/NoShortsDon 1d ago

Alright, don't get course.