r/TuxedoCats • u/No_Draft_6612 • Sep 12 '24

🐾 TUXEDO BEANS 🐾 My Valentino Fathead.. showing his little tuxe beans.. what do your tuxie's beans look like?

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Sep 12 '24

They're so spectacular

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u/No_Draft_6612 Sep 12 '24

Hell yeah 💯

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Sep 12 '24

Here's an even better one!

I loooove seeing the esteemed Senõr Fathead's exceptional face and glorious attitude and precious beans

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u/No_Draft_6612 Sep 12 '24

And this precious perfect baby's mixed beans! Those are exquisite 😍

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Sep 13 '24

Thank you!!! The half n half ones are my favorite. Also, she's been extra cute with her feet lately, just in general. It's been adorable

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u/No_Draft_6612 Sep 13 '24

It looks like she's about to give you her opinion on things.. have you been a good hooman? I think she wants tuna 😻

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Sep 13 '24

She's very opinionated, but thankfully we're best friends and road Dawgs for life. We're an extremely solid team, and she and I really look out for each other

I dont know about tuna, but she definitely wanted prosciutto 🤣🤣 It's the only human food she LOVES

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u/No_Draft_6612 Sep 13 '24

Woo.. an upscale kitty.. prosciutto ! 😋 She sounds like an absolutely glorious girl ! 😻 Many happy conversations for you both 😍

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Sep 13 '24

Oh she's amazing. She's the greatest fish in the sea (my favorite fish is she)

Thank you!! I just showed the esteemed Senõr Fathead to my mom, and she was as delighted by his beauty and attitude as I am

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u/No_Draft_6612 Sep 13 '24

You are Way too kind! Fathead is a derpy criminal 😻 my drpy criminal and I love that big boy! 

The first paragraph of your comment was  very reminiscent of Dr. Seuss 

She's the greatest fish in the sea (my favorite fish is she)

Please, oh please, tell us how is this story to be!?

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Sep 14 '24

A sound outside did catch her eye, but its source she could not see...

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u/No_Draft_6612 Sep 14 '24

Her whiskers were twitching 

Her nose it was sniffing 

Kitty was alert as could be

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Sep 14 '24

Fish sleeps upon me

Twitching whiskers tell of dreams

And tickle my knee

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