r/TuxedoCats • u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 • Jan 29 '25

❤️ SO PRECIOUS ❤️ The day she realised that being my toilet bodyguard 24/7 might not be worth it

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u/Inevitable_Finger_40 Jan 29 '25

How cute is that omg 😂

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 Jan 29 '25

Honestly I feel like I’m crazy cause no matter how many times I see that expression on her (24/7), I never fail to crack up even in the worst of days lol

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u/AllHailTheCeilingCat Jan 29 '25

Careful, she might decide to take this to the pawyers at r/legalcatadvice! 😺

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u/Inevitable_Finger_40 Jan 29 '25

I can totally understand! :)

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u/Fit_Long_1396 Jan 29 '25

lol 😂 that smell kicked in 😵‍💫

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 Jan 29 '25

Ohhh but it’s ok for her to do it infront of me 🤨

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u/LetterThree Jan 30 '25

Haha, I have a litter box in my bathroom as well. Every so often, Ripley and I have a Pee Pee Party

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u/Far-Dimension3507 Jan 29 '25

At least it’s covered I’ve apologised to ours in the past because they made an excuse me face when using the low sides

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 Jan 29 '25

lmao I can imagine them thinking “absolutely vile! No manners at all!”

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u/iesdepies Jan 30 '25

Lol we have the same litterbox

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u/Snts6678 Jan 30 '25

Why on earth do you have a picture of this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 Jan 29 '25

You better watch your back 🤣 she knows what she likes

8

u/ForgottengenXer67 Jan 30 '25

Is her name Jolene?

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u/nocleverusername- Jan 29 '25

She likes to watch the stream.

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u/justwinblue9 Jan 29 '25

At least her mouth isn’t open. When their mouths are open, you know it was very, very bad.

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 Jan 29 '25

Right? 😂 I know that face and that also cracks me up. It’s funny cause her little goatee can give the impression of :O

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u/ForgottengenXer67 Jan 30 '25 edited Jan 30 '25

Our cats could be twins! He has the little goatee too. Grasshopper says, hi cutie. 🐾

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u/Purrilla Jan 30 '25

My goodness 😆😆 He is Adorable too! And I LOVE his name

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u/DanielCollinsYT Jan 29 '25

The face of regret

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u/xerographic Jan 29 '25

She said…

“Pardon me, my dear keeper. What on earth is that smell”

🤣🤣🤣

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u/HappyInTheRain Jan 30 '25

Is this a thing with the tuxes? My new tux will run from wherever he is in the house, even from a dead sleep, to watch me pee. It is very weird!

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u/theCaityCat Jan 30 '25

One of mine races me to the bathroom every time he thinks I'm headed that way, even if he's been sleeping. I live alone so I guess he needs to watch for strangers, except he usually pees and poops with me.

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u/bassoonemilee Jan 29 '25

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bar2880 Jan 29 '25

That cat has seen some s**t

7

u/Logical_Purple_4640 Jan 30 '25

This post is AMAZING, the look of shock on her face and the side-pose!🙀😂

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u/Purrilla Jan 30 '25

It's the dog head tilt

4

u/MadCityScientist Jan 29 '25

That face! Howl could anyone ever realist her! ☺️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/BronzeAmzn Jan 29 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I literally laughed out loud! How cute!!!!

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u/Spiritual-Lack3456 Jan 29 '25

OMG!!!!! My baby does that too. She will claw at the door if she’s not with me in the bathroom and ignore my partner when she’s in. She’ll either lay right in front of me or try to sit on my lap while I’m on le toilet.

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u/SheetMasksAndCats Jan 30 '25

Cat: You know what? I think you're OK to poop by yourself from now on. You seem to have it covered

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u/SarutaValentine2 Jan 30 '25

The horror in her eyes is palpable. She has seen that which cannot be unseen

3

u/CarlyCalicoJATIE Jan 29 '25

Hah lol 😂 Cats have the best expressions

3

u/AnybodyMassive1610 Jan 29 '25

That cat has seen things

4

u/Blackletterdragon Jan 30 '25

When you consider how bad cat poo smells, this is quite a statement.

3

u/TGriggs1978 Jan 30 '25

She looks so … lost. Like what am I supposed to do with my time now? 😹

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u/Impending_Doom25 Jan 30 '25

"what the fluff crawled up your butt and died"- the cat, probably

5

u/InsideYourLights Jan 30 '25

The only crime here is carpet in the bathroom

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 Jan 30 '25

Oh no she was in the hallway! I was in the bathroom.. tiled 😆

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u/ThatRedheadMom Jan 29 '25

I have a tuxedo that does the same thing!! Hahaha

2

u/kiwi_fruit6 Jan 29 '25

Such a cute angel!

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u/7865435 Jan 29 '25

Best post of the day

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

Lol

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u/MutantApocalypse Jan 30 '25

The things she's seen

2

u/Squishy_712 Jan 30 '25

lol 😂 she’s seen too much…

2

u/AlternativePrior9559 Jan 29 '25

You need kibbles in your diet mom

1

u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 Jan 30 '25

“Hey… why don’t I get paid for this?”

1

u/astinkydude Jan 30 '25

I feel her sometimes I wish I could shit from outside the restroom shit be rough

1

u/Outside-Chipmunk Jan 30 '25

It’s to make him a meme haha

1

u/Marco_Heimdall Jan 30 '25

Do we have new meme format? I feel like this might be a new meme format.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Chloe my 24/7 Toilet Paper Assassin

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u/PerpetualEternal Jan 30 '25

r/MildlyStartledCats, although the mildness is an edge case for sure

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u/Electrical_Health_51 Jan 30 '25

❤️❤️❤️❤️🐾

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u/Cat-Mama_2 Jan 30 '25

She's seen some things, lol. Seriously though, she is really adorable.

That reminds me of a funny story: my parents have a neighbour in his 70's that ended up with a bear in his mudroom late at night. He woke up and ran out there with a bear banger while stark naked. He didn't even have to do anything, he said the bear took one look at this crazed naked man and ran out of the door with a huff.

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u/Upset_Car_6982 Jan 30 '25

pooping shows them we r similar beings..they recognize the smell🤣🕶

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u/Strict-Hour-7501 Jan 30 '25

🤣🤣🤣 golden

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u/athanathios Jan 30 '25

HAHAHA, what a cutie!

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u/Realistic-Shallot288 Jan 30 '25

Hahaha looks like I want to question if there is someone in that body or if it’s just a big void.. 😂

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u/ObjectiveCry416 Jan 30 '25

Cutie Patootie 💓

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u/JayneT70 Jan 30 '25

Awww such a sweet face

1

u/issymudd Jan 30 '25

She was thinking, "MOM! WTH have you been eating?"

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u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX Jan 31 '25

She looks like a pokemon

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u/Lisapjones Jan 31 '25

Very cute expression.

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u/Striking-Technology2 Jan 31 '25

I like the head tilt. My tuxie Alexander also tilts his head.