Serious question…

[u/ZestycloseChip6990]

I just had to move out of my apartment where I was allowed to have cats but only 2 and had to pay $40 for each. Now I know I’m bad I didn’t tell them I had 4. But I guess I didn’t think this all the way through when I kept getting cats and now I’m up to 4. How am I going to find a place that’s going to let me bring 4 cats without being deceitful and lying about how many I have. Now I can say all day long I have the best cats, they don’t fuck shit up, ruin furniture or walls or ever go to the bathroom outside their box and never fight and are loud. Now saying all this who wouldn’t tell a potential landlord all this right? I’m just kinda stuck right now. I’m living with my sister in law who owns her condo so staying here is always an option but if I wanted my own apartment does anyone have an suggestions or gone through this with more than 2 cats. And getting rid of them is NOT an option no never ever not at all won’t even entertain the thought, don’t even type it! Thanks 😻

[u/VirgoTex]

I say, if anyone complains just politely tell them they’re seeing double and should get their eyes checked 😂

[u/Brief_Aardvark1145 → u/VirgoTex]

I second this notion, and add a little mind ya business. Even if it’s to the landlord…who puts a cap on kitty collecting anyway??? 😜🤭they’re beautiful!

[u/Wishbone_508 → u/Brief_Aardvark1145]

who puts a cap on kitty collecting

My wife apparently.

[u/LightningLily2002 → u/Wishbone_508]

My dad. He said after we had two cats (who were brother & sister) that we adopted, and one stray who adopted us... That we won't take in anymore cats, but then when the sister cat we adopted passed away, the other stray we put dry food out for eventually moved in and made himself at home... So, now we have two strays who adopted us and one cat we adopted.

And the 3rd and latest stray who adopted us, is a whiney/crying baby as he meows a lot, either wanting to be spanked, wants to be held and spanked like you're burping a baby, wants to drink shower water (even though he has an automated drinking fountain my mom bought for all 3 cats), and lately wants people of my household to go to bed with him. Let's the 3rd stray, he whines and cries almost 24/7 and I swear he is so annoying sometimes we want to rip out his vocal cords, but he always seems to act all cute and convinces us not to rip out his vocal cords. We call him our weird horny cat, because of how he likes to be spanked (he especially likes it when you spank him hard for some weirdo reason).